Markie Mark

@tim_brannigan Christ someone help the geezer tune his guitar

Ah, here lads. Takes a moment getting to her but this girl’s voice, dear me. Dublin by the looks of it.

@PeteBritish @JamesMelville 🤣🤣

@JamesMelville I got in just in time yesterday morning when I went to top up. It was £1.85 a litre near me. I only put £50 in as I’m not using the Land Rover much nowadays.

More and more of these signs are appearing in fuel service stations across the UK.

@AllForProgress_ Fake News from a RuZZian bot

You drive past a petrol station in Bristol or Hull or Swansea or Basildon and there are fifty cars queued out onto the road. Fifty. People arguing with the attendants because the £30 limit means she can't fill her tank enough to get to her parents' for Easter. This is Britain in April 2026. We import nearly half our oil, despite sitting on considerable untapped reserves. We have no meaningful strategic reserve to speak of. The Strait of Hormuz closes and within five weeks we're rationing fuel at the forecourt like it's 1973 again. Every government since the nineties knew this dependency was a vulnerability. Every single one decided it was a problem for the next lot. Well, there is no next lot any more. There's just us, in the queue, watching the price tick up. Britain could have the cheapest energy in the developed world within a decade. And in fact it's not so much a nice ambition as it is a geopolitical and autarchic necessity. Without it, we are at the mercy of every war we didn't start and every dictator we can't control. That's not sovereignty. That's a country on a leash.

@luceire06 @timbungg @ModernNavy @MercoPressNews Go read your history books, the French have more claim than Argentina 😉

@MTimperley @timbungg @ModernNavy @MercoPressNews Haha...Argentina 500km away "never" owned the Malvinas but brishits 13000km away did? Even when there were 33 🇦🇷🇪🇦governors and⭕️brit till 1833. Stop repeat stupid fakestory mini sentences

Argentine President, Javier Milei reaffirms his country's claim over the Falklands Islands, warned of a response to British oil exploration, and announces funding plans to purchase weapons and equipment for the armed forces @MercoPressNews @ModernNavy en.mercopress.com/2026/04/02/mil…

@timbungg @ModernNavy @MercoPressNews Argentina have NEVER owned The Falklands

@ModernNavy @MercoPressNews Falklands are stolen Argentinian lands. How could it be British thousands miles away from the UK borders??

@AnfieldWatch The whole season is affecting the whole squad. Our minds and legs are gone, no one can comprehend what is happening or how to fix it, literally everything is going wrong at once. Write the season off and move on #YNWA #LFC

What do we make of this from Szoboszlai towards the Liverpool fans?

@catturd2 The RuZZian bot plays his hand

- Pull out of NATO. - Close all bases and remove all military personal from the UK, Germany, Spain, and France. - Never protect these countries again. - Stop all trade with these countries. ZERO. - Refuse to share any military technologies and don't allow to them to buy any military equipment. Ever. - Don't share any intelligence with them. NONE. - Tell them they have to provide 100% of weapons and money to Ukraine. - Cut them off completely.

@RDPHistory Bring up the PIAT

April 1st 1982: The Royal Marines of NP8901 raid the FIDF armoury and their own stores, grabbing rifles, ammo, pistols, fragmentation & phosphorous grenades, 66mm LAW rocket launchers, GPMGs and 84mm Carl Gustav anti-tank rifles, loading up with everything they can carry... 1/2

@Jimmyocx3 @grok

just had this coloured by @grok, ah, back in the day...

@Jimmyocx3 ❤️‍🩹

The real McCoy vs AI enhanced, #MakingMemories 1980 style, Exercise Green Lanyard. Parachute Regiment

@80s_channel My mum killed herself on September 13th 1983, it was a Tuesday and I was the only one in the house with her. I would go back and make sure I understood the signals and maybe even save her although I do believe she was determined ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

@Gracro5 From schoolgirl to superstar, the voice remains

Sinead O'Connor (1987)

@Gracro5 Dozy, Mick, Drip, Beaky and Snuff

@JGamerUK80 @djgibbo71 @GriftReport 😃

@djgibbo71 @MTimperley @GriftReport Pot.Kettle.black 😆💀

I’ll go first… Nish Kumar

@djgibbo71 @GriftReport WTF! Sean Locke was as funny as f**k

@GriftReport Rosie Jones Mel Giedroyc Sean Locke

@dirk7890 Your favorite mad aunty’s inviting you to come shopping at Westfield - should be fun

Siouxie 📸

@Rymondmt @GBX_Press A bully state will always stand up for other bullies as it bullies its way around the gulf and Middle East with its hundreds of funded proxy’s for nearly 50 years

@GBX_Press Iran really stand up for bullies

🚨‼️ Breaking 💥 Iran missile strikes reportedly killed hundreds of United States soldiers. The coffins of the fallen U.S. troops have arrived back in the United States.

@Gracro5 youtu.be/gAfqguL88tA?si…

Charlotte Church