MUFC Dan
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@MickyBtoon How many times have you been in the CL compared to us?
Where will you be in the CL next season?
Sit down thicko.
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@chrisbr65575302 @johnaokane Last time I checked you weren't either. Also last time I checked you are way off CL places for next season.
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@johnaokane Last time I checked we were in the champions league and man u aren't... We can do what fuck we like, especially if it rattled your whole fanbase 🤣
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Fk me you're sitting in 12th behind Sunderland and 12 points behind Utd ..
There's a reason you're not a big club doing photos like this 😒
Newcastle United@NUFC
WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIIIITED 😍
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Chelsea got beat 8-2 last night you idiots
talkSPORT@talkSPORT
Newcastle's loss to Barcelona gives them the worst UCL knockout defeat by an English club EVER. 😬
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@RegistaCall Bro you cannot be for real thinking Tonali would join you
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Feels like a Cunha type deal where we’ll get it done early in the window
utdreport@utdreport
#mufc are seriously working on a move for Sandro Tonali, and the Italian is quite open to the move [@CMoffiziell]
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@MUFCLR91 Are you still going thought you would of stopped by now. Anyways enjoy watching us play tonight 😘
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Newcastle's Jacob Ramsey should not have received a second yellow card in the Magpies' 2-1 win over Manchester United at St James' Park.
Ramsey was booked for simulation, but the KMI Panel voted 3:2 this was incorrect. #NUFC
bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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@CraigFoster3673 Oh I will. Enjoy watching you go out. Also enjoy watching you not be in the CL next season. Enjoy
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@AliceTalksFooty Man Utd can get Tonali but its not his preference. In terms of order it goes, 1. Arsenal 2. Man City 3. Barcelona 4. Liverpool 5. Man Utd. He won't return to Italy as they won't offer him the wages
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Tonali to replace Casemiro
Joao Gomes to replace Ugarte
Mateus Fernandes for depth/ 8 role
That's how I think we should rebuild the midfield. Only problem is i'm not sure if Tonali would pick us over other clubs.
UtdXclusive@UtdXclusive
🚨 BREAKING: Mancheshter United are seriously working on a move for Sandro Tonali - the Italian midfielder is apparently quite open to a move to Manchester. The club have been keeping tabs on him for a long time. [@CMoffiziell]
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@CraigFoster3673 Oh and it's even funnier that Chris blocked me and he is still so rattled that he still can't move on 😂
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@CraigFoster3673 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview Not rattled at all lol. I'm pissing myself laughing.
You made a fucking embarrassment of yourself last night and then ran away.
Man really replied to me acting like I made a mistake when you're too thick to realise it was you that made it and I was taking the piss 😂
Poor lad 😂

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@CraigFoster3673 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview Man said I'm the thick one lol
How you work that out?
You stated "wbu you mate" then when I took the piss you were too stupid to realise and thought I was asking a question.
You then said "waiting for you are reply" then again when I took the piss you thought I made the mistake🤡


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@CraigFoster3673 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview Are you trying to be thick. I was taking the piss out of you dumbo.

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@MUFCLR91 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview "waiting for you are reply was you" grammar police mustn't be strict today
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@CraigFoster3673 Im taking the piss out of how you wrote it. It's not a question.
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@MUFCLR91 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview Yes dan mate i was waiting for you're reply because i cant live without seeing you rattled
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@CraigFoster3673 Couldn't be less rattled if I tried. What about you you mate 😂
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@MUFCLR91 I'm calm to be fair wbu you mate sounds like you're rattled to be fair
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@CraigFoster3673 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview Thought responding quickly was a sign of someone waiting? Were you waiting lad?
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@MUFCLR91 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview sorry I came back I had a bedtime I needed to follow but I'm glad you weren't rattled enough to message back
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@CraigFoster3673 Not true. You gonna start shaking with anger like the other dude?
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@CraigFoster3673 @Pugatron1000 @DaleJohnsonBBC @thetoonreview Poor guy was so rattled he blocked 😂 You're so rattled you come back the next day. Poor lad.
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@Pugatron1000
Thanks for blocking lol
The extra confirmation of how rattled you are.
Try settling down. You shouldn't get so angry over Twitter
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