Mark Fordham

THEY WROTE HISTORY. THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS LEGENDS, AS THE GOLDEN GENERATION OF SAMMARINESE FOOTBALL. THEY DID SOMETHING WE COULDN’T DO IN 20 YEARS, IN 140 GAMES, IN 12.600+ MINUTES OF FOOTBALL. A WIN, A FUCKING WIN.

Exactly how I’d imagine a San Marino goal tbf

@marcmoore19 @ladbible Nothing wrong with having a cricket sightscreen for a forehead thank you very nuch

@ladbible @MWFordham

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@marcmoore19 @robbieerrington

@robbieerrington @MWFordham

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@michael_barnes5 @alexbrewer26 @robbieerrington @marcmoore19 We'd be there all fucking night him trying to hit it

@MWFordham @alexbrewer26 @robbieerrington @marcmoore19 What about we let al start the BBQ like this…

@alexbrewer26 @robbieerrington @marcmoore19 Booooooo

@robbieerrington @marcmoore19 Absolutely not before you get any ideas for the weekend away

@marcmoore19 @AndyCantwell TWAT

@AndyCantwell @MWFordham

Szoboszlai thunderbastard with Alan Partridge commentary

@marcmoore19 @alexbrewer26 Think you've got to question how much of those he ate. If it's just sniffed them in that time I reckon Al can do it

@MWFordham new challenge for @alexbrewer26

@totterdale @RobbieD07 @Rhian1515 @Everton_Extra @EvertonNewsFeed

Mina and townsend to the rest of the squad. @RobbieD07 @Rhian1515 @Everton_Extra @EvertonNewsFeed

@JakeWatson_TV @KristienFletch1

Darren Moore and Gary O’Neill leaving their jobs today 🤯🤯

@backandacross @marcmoore19 @alexbrewer26

Today’s tribute via the medium of French cinema is simply entitled “Merde” 🏏

@marcmoore19 Always got to start the long weekend solidly

"It was OK at the World Cup, apparently, for Gary Lineker to use the BBC to share his views on what was right and wrong. Just not when it comes to the UK government if some of the people it may involve would rather he kept his trap shut." ✍️ @DTathletic theathletic.com/article/429661…

@FryboyRacing @bookmakers Well that teaches me for trying to count even the smallest numbers without a calculator 🤦! Sorry about that, Simon!

@bookmakers Was actually 5 but whose counting 😉

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@Perrinwest @thecourteeners Doing both actually so I'll see you at Carra, boy

@MWFordham @thecourteeners Na I have arctic monkeys so had to make fiscal decisions. You going?

Listening to the 15th anniversary release of st Jude by @thecourteeners . That album is still one of my all time favourites and holds so many memories. I became obsessed with them from when I saw them at Norwich arts centre.

@JakeWatson_TV @KristienFletch1 I hear Pones has been impressive in his coaching career

@KristienFletch1 He’s too good sadly mate

100%. If you think about it it’s bizarre the rule for managers isn’t the same as it is for players. You should be from that country. Surely that’s the whole point? And if you say English managers aren’t good enough then maybe it would encourage us to procedure better ones!

@JakeWatson_TV I'll do it

Who is going to tell Ronaldo he didn’t actually touch that?

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Bugger