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@markbouris No one cares what you think Mark Bore-Us…remember the abomination that was the Apprentice that you hosted? Go away.

My first thoughts on the Treasurer’s budget last night. I’ll be sitting down with highly renowned economist Chris Richardson today to break it all down. The conversation will be available on all podcast platforms tonight

@TheKennyDevine @RitaPanahi Big difference is Abbie has people listening to her content. Rita does not.

Hi @RitaPanahi What is your definition of "influencer", and how are you any different? Thanks. Kenny x

Breaking: Pauline can’t wait to see what push present Gina gets her for winning the seat of Farrer. #auspol

A party of true snowflakes…scared of journalists. Pathetic #auspol

Carlton on Friday night footy? Guess it’s a Netflix type of night. #aflLionsBlues

Am heading overseas on Sunday, have a heap of things to do…so naturally I’m here scrolling and watching storage wars. Can you get a dominatrix who specializes in getting you to do stuff, like chores not the sexual stuff?

BREAKING: Pauline chucks the mother of all tanty's after journalists from the ABC dared to ask her a question. #auspol

BREAKING: One Nation has demanded that the Coalition hand over their lunch money as well as their preferences or they'll bash 'em. #auspol

@GeoffWilsonWAM Quit with the AI slop boomer

If the Budget leaks on CGT get announced on Tuesday. What happens to all aspirational young Australians ?

BREAKING: In a move likened to the Titanic appointing the Ice Berg as Captain, the Liberal party are considering making Tony Abbott President of the party. #auspol

This would be hilarious! They should then axe him again and install Turnbull. #auspol

@GeoffWilsonWAM Ok Boomer. #auspol

The Government is destroying aspiration for young Australians! news.com.au/finance/econom…

BREAKING: President Trump announces that Giuliani's last wish was to buried with the Epstein files. #RudyGiuliani

BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani mistakenly rushed to Sacred Heart Flowers and Landscaping. #Trump

Having too good a day? Try logging in to MyGov, that'll fix it. #auspol

BREAKING: Hanson begs Rinehart for a 2nd plane after One Nation suffers a devastating bi-election loss. #auspol

Rocked up to the pool for my weekly swim and the fire alarm is going off….10 minutes later and I’d be on the street in my boardies

Half way between the gutter and the stars.

BREAKING: Pauline Hanson trapped in a plane circling the airport after billionaire Gina Rinehart gifted her a plane with 2 right wings. #auspol

BREAKING: Conspiracy theorist discovers Pauline Hanson speeches contain Satanic messages if you play them in a forward direction. #auspol