Marlin Wells

Just finished the second of @jamiekirkland ‘s Bill Walton Mysteries. Both are hilarious and fun. If you know anyone who likes basketball or joy, recommend them these books.

Road comedy snacks

Get rekt, brain. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #writing

Yo @SIRIUSXM why are the scores always backwards?

Sabres broadcaster Rob Ray took a puck to the face…and his mic caught one of the HARDEST F-bombs ever 😭🔊

Make a go of it. You’ll be glad ya did. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy

@thecasiokid Dance Dance Revolution TMNT Bad Dudes

NBA Jam Mortal Kombat 2 Street Fighter 2

Kendrick Perkins looks like a police chief with a begrudging respect for his loose cannon detective because he gets results, but damn it the mayor is gonna have his ass for this one.

Doin’ a fountain pop suicide but it’s all the dressings on the salad bar.

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.

@thecasiokid Swedish Fish Ghost. Just pissin’ right in god’s eye.

What your favorite flavor of your favorite energy drink?

I was shouting Brother Ali at the tv when @giantbomb was discussing the best white rappers and finally @tamoorh said it. Tam knows.

I don’t wanna be a fuddyduddy. You know I don’t like fuddyduddies. But, at the risk of flirting with fuddyduddydom, isn’t uprooting a field goal post some manner of crime?

We should use that dumb “Ge” from “Geoff” for other J names. Imagine meeting a Geosh.

Fire Department Dispatcher: “Alright, they’ll be there in a few minutes. And you swear there’s actually a skyscraper on fire this time?” Me *flashing OK sign at my already shoeless friends, hyped for a trampoline party*: “Totally. It’s super burning.”

I'd call Biden the underdog but I don't want Kristi Noem to shoot him.

Cart em both offstage during this commercial break and just air skateboard bloopers for the rest of the time slot. #debate

@AaronIsaacs69 I watched two episodes and immediately started playing 4 again.

The fallout show just makes me want to play the game ?

Can’t fool me, billboard. That’s @DanRyckert from @giantbomb.