Jordan

@MahomeSZN It's both amazing and amazingly sad that Chiefs football will never be this good again. These are the good ol days. Just have to soak them in

@RealBirdLawyer 1. Playoff Kaufmann is so peak 2. I forgot how much I despised Jose Bautista lol

Wade stranding the tying run at third with no outs in the 9th after a 45 min rain delay 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

@RiseofFascism @AmericanFoolBTC @JasonBassler1 @HodlTarantula @styropyro_ 1W laser will burn your retinas in a few nanoseconds, way faster than you can blink. Definite, permanent eye damage and vision loss.

@AmericanFoolBTC @JasonBassler1 @HodlTarantula @styropyro_ Is laser light that crazy?

⚠️ Definitely DO NOT point a 1000nm wavelength green laser at Flock cameras. It totally won't damage the sensor and render the camera ineffective. So please don't consider it, okay?

@traderapi @_Elvon_ @mark_bikes @NathanpmYoung Question has always been phrased as a majority must pick blue where I've seen it so on this scenario blue would die as a 50/50 split isn't a majority

@_Elvon_ @mark_bikes @NathanpmYoung If less than 50% pick blue only red survives. With 2 people, that is not true, both would equal 50%. The scenario for 50% is undefined for red and blue

You are in a room with one other person. They are behind frosted glass. You both have the standard red and blue buttons applying only to the two of you. They seem awake and alert. You are not permitted to communicate. What do you press?

@Arrowhead_Adam If McVay (somehow) or Shanahan get fired I need Clark I'm Andy's office the next day like this

Think Kyle Shanahan is the more likely Andy Reid successor with how things are going in SF. He’s on the Andy in Philly trajectory as we speak.

@selfmaxxer @EntrpicCrdnl Mamdani tried to build a homeless shelter in a neighborhood that voted 81% for him and the neighborhood blocked the project over safety concerns. This is the button question in real life.

@EntrpicCrdnl Polls where people can be idealistic and virtue signal without stakes are meaningless. Those weren't even landslide victories and when faced with real stakes, people will press red.

This implies that blue would lose via red majority, which makes red the correct choice. Bro really thought he did something.

@jamesjjohnson83 @All_Right_Now2 @guideforlovers So many comments in these dead bedroom posts thinking that divorce is just some magic pill when the reality is that his shitty life would likely get even worse.

@All_Right_Now2 @guideforlovers >divorce >now have to pay 40% of your paycheck as child support and only see the kids every other week at best There is no happy ending here regardless of which way he goes.

A wife who led her own husband on and then got mad at him for wanting sex

@IncredibleChief @hbtCHIEFS Backup QBs are often doing scout team for the 1st string defense so you have to learn the basics of a new offense every week. Probably easier jobs out there

@hbtCHIEFS Backup QB. Lol

Long snapper?

@platinombrero @KCARROWHEAD29 Schrodinger's hang out spot

@KCARROWHEAD29 yeah it’s not like a place you want to be but it’s not like a place you don’t want to be. it just is what it is

would you rather be at crown center at midnight on a Friday or the burned down dennys at midnight on a Friday

@AllanRicharz @PersonAlex123 @ccmembersonly Bro this is genius and likely a major factor lol

@PersonAlex123 @ccmembersonly Might literally be the only socially acceptable (?) way to drink and drive

@GaryGotlib @guideforlovers Be miserable or be miserable are indeed the options

@MacSween3382 @guideforlovers Or he lives as a hostage miserably for life

But if he cheats, he's the bad guy

@GaryGotlib @guideforlovers He leaves she gets half of his stuff and income and likely the kids. It's the worst lose lose for guys right now

@guideforlovers This idiot needs to leave. I equally blame him for allowing this shit

@EvryManAWildcat Me and my dad did this a lot with the Chiefs games in the old house working on his motorcycles, good times

@MacSween3382 Okay fine the Royals game but on the small TV with radio as the sound instead

It's new lawn mower and weed eater day!

@Arrowhead_Adam Absolute nightmare scenario is the Chiefs have some luck reversion without being actually better next year, they go 10-7 and sneak into the playoffs and get demolished in the wild card and Clark sees enough improvement to not make any changes and we waste Mahomes further

For the record, I DO NOT want Tyreek back. Just feels inevitable now.

Tell me Tyreek Hill is going to be a Chief without telling me Tyreek Hill is going to be a Chief ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@EvryManAWildcat I'm more traditional I had the very beat up old ass radio playing the Royals game at a low volume lol

@MacSween3382 Hell yes. Do you have a small TV on the work bench that plays Andy Griffith reruns at a comfortably low volume?

@MahomeSZN I thought the same like you're laughing about this poor kid maybe never getting to live his dreams like have a heart damn

Them laughing at this is insane

@IcyVert Jazz Chisolm haters stay winning

This should get you suspended for at least a week

@JordanRaanan Translation: "we didn't get any offers that we thought were good"

Joe Schoen says there is no truth whatsoever to any talks right now on Kayvon Thibodeaux. "That's not true," he said.

@cnixon2 @RealBirdLawyer Walker is not going to be open down the field on 3rd and 6

@MacSween3382 @RealBirdLawyer Walker signing was equivalent of early draft pick on O

The position is good. I’m not sure about the player, seems like a bit of a reach, but I’m into the idea of getting a fast bendy edge for once.