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@RobSchneider Okay Rod

VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM 👇🇺🇸🇺🇸

@JamesMelville Oasis? Why not just use ipecac?

The Beatles The Rolling Stones Oasis JK Rowling James Bond Billy Connolly William Shakespeare Football clubs Wimbledon Georgian architecture Crisps Cheese Pubs Tea Strawberries Fish & Chips Gun control History Accents Pessimism

did Jesus just lowkey crash out or what happened here

@AndrewZywiecMD Author Gayle Delong 1 Affiliation 1 Department of Economics and Finance, Baruch College/City University of New York, New York, New York, USA. 🤔

There is no science that shows vaccines cause Autism ...except in these published studies which show vaccines cause Autism: ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21623535 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25377033 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24995277 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12145534 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21058170 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22099159 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17454560 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19106436 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21299355 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21907498 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11339848 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17674242 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21993250 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15780490 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12933322 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16870260 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19043938 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12142947 ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24675092 Causal relationship between vaccine induced immunity and autism ▪️ ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12849883 ... and autism being listed in the inserts....

@ericmmatheny Oh bless your heart

Fauci is the most prolific American serial killer of the 21st Century. He’s not a hero nor a respected man of science. He funded the creation of COVID, knew about its origins in a lab, and lied to the American people.

@MerriamWebster This list doesn’t cut the mustard

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’

@FridgeHN1C Eventually everything gets a downgrade

Rumours that the Nashville Preds are going this direction next season… what do you think?

@echipiuk Oh my

Not safe. Not effective. The government failed. And abandoned the injured.

@RandPaul Allegedly

I've said it from the beginning: lying to Congress is a felony. Destroying federal records is a felony. Advising others to destroy federal records is a felony. Fauci did all three. His adviser was just indicted. Fauci is next. The deadline to prosecute Fauci is May 11. The DOJ must act now. nypost.com/2026/04/28/us-…

@ezralevant Delete this

I'm not sure if Canadians would have done the same for Americans. Certainly not the Elbows Up crowd.

@marcorubio That’s not King Charles

Great state visit yesterday from His Majesty King Charles III

@trad_west_ You might have missed the point

>Show the horror of pagan human sacrifice >Have the hero running for his life the entire movie >End the movie with the Spanish arriving on the shore >The arrival of Catholicism and the end of demonic blood sacrifice >Christ is here to save you Mel Gibson doesn't miss.

@michaelbd Canadians know the words to the US anthem. In fact, the same thing happened in reverse about 12 years ago in Toronto. Times were simpler then.

Besides American NHL fans what other subgroups on Earth are likely to know another nation’s anthem in its entirety?

If you’re Canadian - you recognize this brand of soap

@themetalvoice Starting things off in scenic Nisku, Alberta

Announcing The Gene Simmons Band 2026 Canadian tour.

The tweet about aliens 2,000 light years away seeing the Roman Empire is wrong, and the actual physics is stranger. To see one person on Earth from that distance, you'd need a telescope wider than the distance from the Sun to Pluto. That's 50 times farther than Earth is from the Sun. No civilization can build that, ours or theirs. It sounds like exaggeration, but the math requires it. By the time light from a person on Earth reaches a planet 2,000 light years away, it has spread across so much empty space that catching enough to form an image would need that solar-system-sized lens. The geometry doesn't bend, no matter how clever the engineering. A SETI Institute team led by Sofia Sheikh worked all of this out in February 2025. Our loudest signal is planetary radar, the focused radio beams scientists fire at asteroids and planets to map them. Beams from the now-collapsed Arecibo dish in Puerto Rico could reach 12,000 light years away, about a tenth of the way across the galaxy. After that comes radar leaking from airports and military bases. A giant ground antenna like the Green Bank dish in West Virginia could detect those signals from around 200 light years out, roughly the distance to a few thousand of our nearest stars. A next-gen NASA telescope still in development could spot air pollution like nitrogen dioxide from factories and cars at 5.7 light years away. That puts Proxima Centauri, our nearest star at 4.2 light years, just inside the range. City lights at night go dark past the icy outer shell of our solar system, around 2,300 times the Earth-Sun distance. The famous "I Love Lucy" idea is also wrong. The story goes that aliens are watching our 1950s sitcoms because the broadcasts are still spreading through space. Astronomer Seth Shostak crunched the numbers years ago. A radio antenna the size of a city, sitting 55 light years away, couldn't pick that signal up. Not even close. At that range, the broadcast is a million times weaker than what the antenna can pick out of the background noise. Old TV signals fade out within the first light year of travel. So at 2,000 light years away, an alien civilization with our level of technology would see Earth as a tiny dot of light next to the Sun, with hints of oxygen, methane, and maybe some industrial pollution in its atmosphere. They'd see weather. They might guess that something living is here from the chemistry. Continents, cities, individual humans, the Roman Empire, single events: none of those would be visible. The information was lost within a few light years of leaving Earth, well before reaching the closest star. We're loud to anyone within 200 light years. Past that, we go silent. That signal bubble has only existed for 75 years, so the actual sphere of civilizations that could know we exist is small. And it's getting smaller. Television broadcasts are dying. Satellites use tight focused beams aimed at receivers on the ground, not the sky. Earth's window of being a noisy planet may already be closing.

@conservmillen I admire your confidence

I had no idea LDS members would balk at this very basic, central belief about hell, heaven, and who goes where. Yes, all Christians believe in hell and that we deserve to go there. That’s the bad news. The good news is, through Christ, we can be saved from hell and instead spend eternity with him. This is not accomplished through ordinances, church membership, or claims of apostolic succession, but through Jesus’s sacrifice alone. The good news is that there is nothing you can or must do to earn your way into God’s Presence. Rather, Jesus’s blood is sufficient in making us clean and acceptable before God. You are free to believe that access to eternity with Jesus can only be accomplished through following LDS ordinances, and that non-LDS members will only have a degree of glory (but not God’s presence) in the afterlife. It’s just not a Christian belief. For a believer in Christ, there is nothing good about the news that we non-Mormons will live forever in a “better place” but without the presence of Jesus. That is not heaven. Jesus is the prize! And our place with Him is secured by grace through faith in Him. Hallelujah! “For “everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”” Romans 10:13

@timburchett @KidRock @RicFlairNatrBoy Imagine how the King feels

@DrJacobsRad Unfortunately, most people don’t expect more.

This whole concept is very troubling for me and should be for all Canadians. It's not that a sovereign wealth fund is not a good idea. It's actually a very good idea. The problem is that this isn't a sovereign wealth fund. Those are funded by surplus usually from natural resource extraction. Norway has one, and Alberta has one. Mark Carney is very smart and he knows exactly what he's doing. That's why I find this troubling. He's willfully misrepresenting what he's proposing. I expect more from a former central banker.

I shout at the barista when she asks me if I need room for cream.