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@FootballCliches what match is it?

New Strokes song sounds like Beck open.spotify.com/track/4dUOhTTM…

It gives me no pleasure to say this, but: death penalty

.@geese_band at @EventimApollo #Geese

Who wants to see the full photo from this graphic? 🤔

David Byrne at @EventimApollo @DBtodomundo

@travisakers The northernmost bit of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the southernmost bit of Brazil

Atlanta is closer to Canada than Miami is to Atlanta. I have no point to make, I just thought you should know.

@freakipino @AccidentalBron

Smoking a cigarette at the great wall of china

@bremboy1 @Stuartricketts1 @UB1UB2 He’s filming on another phone

@Stuartricketts1 @UB1UB2 The driver is not holding the phone unless hes a contortionist 😂

The lorry drivers lined up to save someone on the motorway 🇬🇧❤️

Wes Anderson exhibit at the @DesignMuseum

@LHolt99 @BBCr4today

Alan Milburn just told @BBCr4today that 45% of 24 year-olds have never had a job. What a disaster - for them, for our economy and wider society. The stat will be at least as bad if not worse for Scotland where the Scottish Government stat of "positive destination" for school-leavers is fundamentally dishonest.

@chrismelbz There are more possible QR codes than there are grains of sand in the world. So probably never.

when they gonna run out of qr codes

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

@superTV247 Needs to be a traitor

🚨 Steve Pemberton is the latest name joining the rumoured CELEBRITY Traitors cast this year! He’s apparently being eyed-up as a ‘big dog’ signing for series 2 after expressing himself as a huge fan of the mechanics of the show 👀🏰 #TheTraitors

@SloristOfSlores Moron

Probably Indian migrants