Jon Eyman

@lady_valor_07 Florida Man!

@rawsalerts Now do the one that actually matters.

🚨#BREAKING: The United States Senate has unanimously voted to ban its members and staff from trading on prediction markets.

@rodth3god @Breaking911 @gork Taxed differently. Some of them anyway depending on the type of individual account you hypothetically pick.

@Breaking911 @gork explain this. whats the difference of an employer plan that I have to pay fees to versus investing myself and going to a broker such as fidelity. Why do I need the president to do this for me?

BREAKING: The White House confirms that President Trump will sign a major executive order today aimed at helping Americans better plan for retirement by expanding access to retirement savings accounts for workers without employer-provided plans.

@DerrickEvans4WV Bike is a fucking idiot. Way too fast on a pedestrian walkway. Doesn't stop before crossing the street to check for traffic. Passes fast enough on the right the truck driver probably only saw the normal pedestrian area was.

Who the heck has the right of way in this situation? I live out in the country so my head automatically goes to the vehicle having the right of way. As fast as this e-bike is going it should have just been on the road & treated as a motorcycle.

@Mr_Husky1 You borrowed it put it back where you got it.

Yes, I left the cart there. Right in the spot. On purpose. And no, I’m not “sorry” about it either. I just spent my money, stood in line forever, dealt with screaming kids and people moving like NPCs, and somehow you expect me to finish the experience by doing unpaid labor? Be serious. And the way some of you act like returning a cart is some heroic act of moral superiority is actually embarrassing. Congrats, you walked 10 extra steps, do you want a medal or a parade? If a random cart in a parking lot ruins your day, maybe the problem isn’t me… maybe you’re just way too invested in things that don’t matter.

@Wimfatanya_nisi I hope he had a boom box playing rhe Benny Hill chase song.

@Matt_Pinner Proper factory reset. All she had to do was keep her hands to herself like they used to teach im school.

Is it EVER okay to hit a woman? 😳

@asiandough @LMPD Curbs, light poles. Each other lol.

@LMPD It’s an empty parking lot. What are they going to crash into? I guess maybe the light pole if they suck

If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.

@lady_valor_07 19. Encyclopedias were too expensive to have at home.

YOU??

@17TBIYTC23 You'll wind up needing wheel barrow of cash to buy a loaf of bread.

A refund of ALL taxes paid over your lifetime should be reimbursed to you in early 2026. ALL interest paid over your lifetime should be reimbursed to you by the end of 2026. How much would those two things impact your life?

@ARCBulletn First time playing PvP?

@atensnut I thought it was one of those AI joke videos.

Holy Crap!! Another one.

@BritisherPaz49 Bad kick and stomp. Even though I understand it i can't condone it.

Now we know this was fully justified and he’s lucky the copper didn’t empty a magazine into him.

I’d like to solve the puzzle.

@MilaLovesJoe Yes. It all needs to be tore down and rebuilt to get rid of the bloat.

Liberal woman has a question for 77 MILLION that voted for the current administration.. “Did you vote for the Department of Education to be dismantled?" What would you say to her?

@Byron_Wan Floptimus Prime.

A transformer was spotted in Ganzhou (赣州), Jiangxi province, the other day…

@BRICSinfo Have fun letting the EU support them then.

JUST IN: 🇺🇦🇺🇸 Ukrainian President Zelensky rejects US President Trump's new mineral deal that would recognize military aid as loans.

@elonmusk I kinda wanna know who the 369 year old person is lol. New world record!

According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE! Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security 🤣🤣

@elonmuskTN R

@TonySeruga Insider trading like all the rest of them.

WTF?