I just wanna yap about anything to anyone right now because I am up and bored, and all my friends decide to be soundly asleep.
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Linda Lovelace
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I need to tell my mummy I want to travel for party so she can pray for me that nothing happens to me.
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Genevieve Nnaji looked stunning in HERTUNBA at The Cannes Film Festival🥀
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I always want to make my hair, nails and lashes on the same day.
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Data you feed the system
omoge.@KhloeUmoh
I’m very interested in the science behind Flo’s prediction of menstrual symptoms because the accuracy is eerie.
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@_thecynic You know I was talking to cyn about scoops of that salted caramel, let's go together
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@Machendii I’m sorry you had to go through that. Nigerians are not good people.
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You’re paying for his “good behavior”, for keeping your key safe.
It’s one thing Nigerians think about, reward for doing the right thing.
Linda Lovelace@Machendii
Everyday I have a new reason to leave this Country. I forgot my house key in my ride on Sunday, please tell me why this man is asking for 10 Nigerian thousand naira before he gives dispatch the key? I mean, I don't understand what I am paying for and he can't explain too.
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hmmm there’s something about this i now find a bit infantilizing
Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss
i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting
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My contribution to society is debunking the lies we were told growing up.
Your period doesn't get less painful as you get older. Let me surprise you, it can get worse, way worse. I mean you can faint. So if you have painful periods you'd have them forever.
You're Welcome.
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Depending on my snap contacts to deliver unto me the experience while I stay in bed.
𝔸ℕ𝕀𝕂𝕆@anikoxyz
20+ DJs. 2 Stages. 1 Night
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@thelistener748 I hate burners mehn because this will casually be someone I know feeling mysterious. 🙄
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My best friend and I middle of a random day.
Saad@lolnvmtho
Women are hella romantic with each other. Even as friends.
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Everyday I have a new reason to leave this Country.
I forgot my house key in my ride on Sunday, please tell me why this man is asking for 10 Nigerian thousand naira before he gives dispatch the key?
I mean, I don't understand what I am paying for and he can't explain too.
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A lot of Nigerian style parenting is child abuse 💀
Jenni@hashjenni
Unpopular opinion : forcing a child to eat everything on their plate is a form of abuse .
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