MachinShin

@Paitr7 @sarahenakamura we can both hang out, and you can learn my dance

I need to get rich so I can buy a house and rescue dogs. I just want to live alone.

@wendelltalks Fuck you

Conservative Christian women shouldn’t be doing beer commercials encouraging other women to drink beer.

@genxbaptist @AbortionChat How did they help?

@AbortionChat If he helped make it it’s his too.

It’s not “his child” til it’s born, my dude

So why don’t you call born people “undead” as in we haven’t died yet?

@evanSsouto You gestate it than and enjoy. Hope you don't die.

@FoundationDads Fuck you

"We divorced because the kids are better without us fighting all the time." No, your kids are not better off because you decided to break your promises. It doesn't work like that. If they saw you *keeping* your promises, even if it was hard work, then they would be better off.

Human tissue is not a human being

Fuck it. Recommend me books to read next year. Will I actually read them? Idk we’ll see. But I’ll try to read some of them. Friendly reminder that I don’t like nonfiction, sci-fi, or horror. I do not do the tech or the scary.

This coming from the same side who refused to wear masks, get vaccinated, and doesn’t want kids to be fed lunch

Weird way to say you're bitching out because flags are too scary for you. Grow up

@Eric_Conn Someone has a crush

Get in loser, we’re going shopping 🛍️

Women are people, Richard

Live tweeting Cazador's Palace I just entered LITERALLY Romeo and Juliet meets Underworld A vampire and a werewolf that took bottles of poison to kill themselves so they'd be together forever? A little on the nose Larian, but okay

So I'm playing as a Zariel Teifling Barbarian - Outlander... Turns out you can just... pick up the goblin & imp corpses and throw them as an improv weapon. I'm not saying it's effective... but I AM saying it's funny as hell. #BaldursGate3

@StudentsforLife Not if you do it right

Healthcare is healing. Abortion only hurts.

@JeanBon98465432 @rofamax @Enezator Shaking on my boots bro

@rofamax @Enezator I’m all for power, I’d go back and cleanse all of Hispaniola and take it back for France 🇫🇷 & Spain 🇪🇸.

@KristanHawkins You have no wit

What the headline should read: “5 moments of hope for killing more babies in 2023”