Ian Machin

@nectar Despite marking Caffè Nero vouchers as used they still appear as available. There is a permanent message saying that there are problems with showing vouchers. I suspect that I have marked unused vouchers as used because of this glitch. How can I retrieve them?

@ITVSport please can you sort out the commentary England v Ireland. I can hear multiple commentators, v distracting

Too many destinations, too long, too expensive. How are all the other booked passengers getting insurance? @FredOlsenCruise

@FredOlsenCruise Finding it impossible to get travel insurance for our dream 79 day cruise on Borealis next year

@FredOlsenCruise Has any one found travel insurance for the round the world cruise in 2023 on Borealis? We are a fit couple who cannot find a single company who can provide cover for the cost and duration.

@gburge12 @rainie1410 @PippaCrerar @bbclaurak @BBCPolitics Can you enlighten us?

@rainie1410 @PippaCrerar @bbclaurak @BBCPolitics Many of us know how LK got into those positions .

After nearly 7 years, in April I'm moving on from best daily reporting job + the most wonderful team in the business. It's been an honour and an amazing ride - more to come in 2022! With love + thanks to all at @BBCPolitics

@mistryjaina1 @janegarvey1 @BBCRadio4 @guidedogs You are an inspiration.

Such a pleasure to be in conversation with the lovely @janegarvey1 😊 Tune in to @BBCRadio4 The life changing podcast at 9am to hear how a fear of dogs nearly put my freedom at risk until I met a remarkable dog @guidedogs who changed my life 🐾💖 #LifeChanging #GuideDog

@caitlinmoran I live in fear of my 86 year old mum falling over and breaking her hip as she scrambles to answer yet another scam call.

Just a little part time Watchdog work on my behalf: this company have cold called me FOUR TIMES today with the usual mad story about how I "lost" money they've "found" and they needed my bank details etc etc. Phone number comes up as 02030975664 ji.company

@stephenfry Great idea

@RevRichardColes I definitely avoid going to bed too early. I too can fall asleep easily at 10.00, but am invariably awake again at midnight. Very annoying.

Ferry spotting in Portsmouth harbour. Beautiful afternoon

@richardosman Endemol sounds like a brand of medicated skin moisturiser

I've worked at Endemol since I was 29, but it's time for me to move on. Will still be doing Pointless/House Of Games & working with brilliant people there. But also looking forward to creating new shows with new people. It's been a wonderful 20 years, and I will miss it very much

@realDonaldTrump You sad orange man

I WON THE ELECTION!

I’ve just downloaded this. Data is the key to controlling the virus until a vaccine becomes available.

@247Gym Trying to book classes in Fareham tomorrow, but your website logins don't work. Circle of death.

@caitlinmoran @robdelaney Chuckling at the memory of putting the specimen reminders in my work Outlook diary, accidentally forgetting to flag as private.

This piece by @robdelaney about his vasectomy is so brilliantly demented and righteous ("The Eagle of Sexual Freedom") that I need him to write a whole book in this tone and change the world. Also, 10/10 for the pictures. I want pictures of me like this: theguardian.com/stage/2020/aug…

@hantsconnect Very cool web application for reporting potholes

@Machinathome Hi Ian, thank you - our roads and transport team will respond to any pothole reports on the website here if you can provide the information requested hants.gov.uk/transport/road…

@hantsconnect horrible potholes under the railway bridge on Fontley road. Cyclists nightmare. Appreciate if someone could have a look.

“James Burke had only once chance to film this scene, and the result is possibly the best timed shot in television history.” twitter.com/wonderofscienc…

@londongal_28 No, me too

Am I the only one who has not watched one single episode of the Kardashians?