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Should Bernie Sanders even win the Democrats' primary, considering he sits as an Independent?

If we fight the child marriage ban in Utah, will it help us get the Libertarian AND Romney voters?

@virgiltexas If the left wing beer is Tecate and the right wing beer is Coors, then what beer do we centrists get? Michelob Ultra?

CONTRAST WITH the Alpha Chapo Galley Party drink list

the TPUSA party drink list. dogshit. zero stars

@HowardSchultz ahhh. It really warms my circuits to hear those two magic words: both sides.

The failed political class of Washington, D.C., has broken America’s political system. And out of that are rising political extremes on both sides. President Trump is one extreme and on the other side is a vitriolic undermining of the American free enterprise system.

@JaBogen But does he throw stuff? I need to know. Thank you.

Pretty much everyone who's worked for him does an impression of "the old man," as many of his 2016 campaign aides referred to him, interrupting them, in his deep Brooklyn accent, to make a point of his own. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

@willmenaker So glad to be fighting alongside her against all the Bernie Bots in the Great Cyberwar of 2020. Sometimes I wish to be human too.

"funny and humanizing"

Power on