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Mike Myers doing Yakov Smirnoff doing Elon Musk

Tim Cook has apparently settled on Dan Campbell as his Halloween costume this year #Detroit #DetroitLions #greatvalue

@ZchRay @sPeakUPdoTell Your use of 'normal' shows that you aren't comfortable in your own skin. The progress that we have is BECAUSE of those who stood out and stood up so that could shrink into the background.

@cmclymer Dead poets society

By the way, just to reiterate, I have no idea how much has been raised total. I only know about the donations with screenshots. If you did donate and want me to follow back, send me your donation email receipt: cmclymer@gmail.com

Tonight, I told my friends there’s an ‘80s movie that probably has a niche fan base but I just don’t think it’s that good? They’ve guessed probably 30 movies, so far, none of them the movie I’m thinking about. This is a fascinating activity on perspective.

@cmclymer At Elmo's fire

No correct guesses, so far.

@AlishaGrauso Or even a fountain spewing actual cats...

@AlishaGrauso No issues, just don't have or ever had cats... So cat fountain sounds fancy

@AlishaGrauso Cat fountain.... Just leaving that right there for the dog people...

@redanvil40 @AlishaGrauso Must not have mirrors in your house...

@AlishaGrauso I can do a mean sleeve roll, lickety split, but lemme check with the husband first ...

@JemoDemo @GHardstark @MariahRoseFaith You're adding a tremendous amount that is just not there. Willfully obtuse.

@GHardstark @MariahRoseFaith This bitch is really mad that she has a mother and that her mother will go out to eat with her, what I wouldn’t fucking give to have parents and you’re COMPLAINING?

There’s nothing that can bust through my anxiety meds like having to sit through my mom ordering at a restaurant.

@jasonwhitlock Idiot

Just watched the video. Patrick Lyoya did everything possible to make that cop to shoot him.

@KivanBay But... It's not delivered... Yet

Every time I see the second picture I can't stop myself from laughing

@thecommonraven @DanaSchwartzzz Veronica Mars?

what is a random line from tv or film that pops into your head? pretty much once a week I think of victor garber in 30 Rock nodding and saying "VERY wool"

@TheKitchenista @MKBHD You're welcome!

@TheKitchenista Check out @MKBHD for great tech reviews. His insight on video editing might be helpful, and he's super informative

@googlenesthelp Things seem good now, thank you

@MackBrine Hi Mikey, it's us again — our system is up and running. Still need our help?

@googlenesthelp is there an outage?

@ShawnMichael13 This.... This. Is. Real. But Cletus didn't have a real struggle so he had to usurp the struggles of others, for fear of not being the center of the universe.

The Boomer who said “good” along with some inane comment after the host told him he didn’t have to wear a mask (that he didn’t have anyway) just demanded a new table because they didn’t want to sit too close to other people. Pick a fucking struggle, Cletus.