Mrs. Hamburglar

@not__tricia I’ve never related to something to heavily in my life…

Just showed amelia a video of @machinegunkelly and she points at it and goes DADDY 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Deadass got broken up with today for working too much. I pay ALL the bills and put food in the house, cook, clean, AND work a full time job with overtime. Bro. 😑

@SwoleSam54 Lmao it is for me. Kiddo will be up in a short 6 hours

@SwoleSam54 I’m right there with ya...

@SwoleSam54 It’s national tequila day so 🤷🏻‍♀️

@SwoleSam54 I got really good ones actually at Walmart for one of my clients

Lets go get some barbecue and get busy

Crying in bed until I have to get up for work? Yes please.

When your family avoids you in your birthday 🙃

Tequila be like “I know a spot” then take you to the grave

some people can FaceTime me randomly, others cannot. know your role.

Love how when I say something about my feelings I’m told I’m wrong and “that’s now how it was” 🙃 I love when others feel for me! 😐

Getting flowers is actually one of the best feelings ever simple but extremely effective

@dunkindonuts why the hell did I just suck a piece of a plastic bag through my straw drinking my iced coffee...

Why stay getting accused of cheating when I’m not when I can be alone and free af ✌🏼

I just got asked why I wouldn’t remove someone’s socks without gloves on and told I don’t need them Bc her foot isn’t covered in pee... 🤦🏻‍♀️

I want to spend my life at the beach