Macro Mike

I got excited seeing $HYPE up so much today, then I realized I'm also earning 2.3% yield on my staked HYPE on Hyperliquid and I nearly orgasmed Jeff is a chad

The Jews threw Gerta in economy class

Plasma filled 500m which means bull market is still on and now I’ll bid countless illiquid shitters

31-year old whose dream job is being a 23-follower reply guy with an eight-figure net worth

there are still guys out there tweeting about crypto full time still thinking Plasma raised 500m in a public sale earlier today lol

Imma say something and most of you won’t like it: goddayum it feels so good seeing trenches and dumb fucking memes rot to 0 and liquidity and attention going back to things actually being built. Seeing people at least try. Beyond the liud screeches of “daily runner” this space has never been healtier in terms of potential for mass adoption, favourable legislations across the board, and interesting new verticals being explored. We have AI agents experimenting past their “just a chatbot” cycle and most didn’t even notice. We’ll have free stablecoin transfers that will challenge tradfi giants like Visa and Mastercard. We have nation states putting 20% of their RWA’s on chain. The most powerful entities on earth topblasting corn every day. We have digital arts sales in the millions every week, and a proliferation of new collections and artist wich hasn’t been as bountiful since 2021. And yes, the very very few actual “culture” coins will do just fine as well, cause a lil gambling and dumb fun never hurt no one, I love it actually. Look alive people, it’s a bull run. This is what I came here for. This is where I thrive.

I need some TEST BNB on the testnet — but the official faucet only gives 0.3 BNB, which isn’t enough for what I’m testing. Can anyone help me out? Here’s my address: 0xc277735e8C3fe5F3e7F2646D82C2E24a27Bb367F Appreciate it! 🙏 @BNBCHAIN

Discord server is live! discord.gg/rvMcmxzX

🚨BREAKING: Monad Testnet just hit 99 validators around the world!

🇨🇦 SEA MONSTER NAMED: BRITISH COLUMBIA CLAIMS PREHISTORIC TITAN A 40-foot prehistoric reptile with smash-mouth teeth and a killer dive move has finally been ID’d after hiding in plain sight since 1988. Nicknamed Traskasaura sandrae, this necky nightmare hunted from above with armor-cracking jaws made for chomping ammonites. It’s got a freaky mix of old-school and evolved parts, a mystery shoulder bone, and now it's officially British Columbia’s fossil mascot. Source: SciTechDaily

L2s can continue to fight over preconf/miniblock latency - after 10ms, we'll see 1ms, then 100us, and so on (I wasn't kidding when I said L2s should sell datacenter space) @monad_xyz is intended to be a globally-distributed L1 which will always be constrained by the laws of physics there are some other L1s which actually have worse technical implementations but perform better because the majority of stake is concentrated in a region. Monad isn't intended to compete with that either many of these demos you see are disingenuous - running one tx, waiting for finality, then running another tx, etc that's not how computer games are actually implemented - latency is hidden in games by pipelining actions if properly designed, a game can perform nearly the same for the user with 10ms latency or 100ms latency - the same techniques can and should be applied here as well at @category_xyz we'll focus on building things like L1 preconfs, MCP, etc that bring the best performance possible for a global decentralized network

how many of y’all think are actually real on CT? like legit employees, founders, builders, real users (not just full time degens), farmers, lurkers, etc feels like the number’s way smaller than people think 10k tops? maybe less?

PSA: don’t deposit size in @RobinhoodApp. They limit your outgoing wires to $50,000/day and no way to manually raise it Deeply unserious @vladtenev, no other top brokerage does this

we've just deployed two major changes to daos fun bonding curve launches: - all bonded tokens go to Meteora DAMM v2 - mintable stays open for all DAOs ultimately daos fun is about giving power to communities. all major DAOs like Ethereum, MakerDAO, etc. have their mintable open we don't want to build a memecoin launchpad, but something that teams can invest long-term over years or decades. this is reflected in the high-profile token launches that daos fun have done in the past and will continue to do high profile listings resume next week with anti-snipe tech enabled and migration to DAMM v2. you're going to want to be around for this one

Hope the Mars mission is still on track

Room Type #2 finished : Hand-Painted Vibes Only 🎨

dont really know how to explain it but sometimes it feels like companies don't like me as a customer and that turns what they're doing from regular capitalism into ~extractive~ capitalism certain airlines, banks, telcos, and tech companies def feel like this very vibe based

Why are people hating on @a1lon9 ? He built the most successful launchpad in the world. His project stands as one of the most profitable in the entire Web3 space—generating over $1 million a day from @pumpdotfun and their AMM. His vision is to create the most engaging and sustainable ecosystem in crypto. If he can raise the necessary funds, we should be supporting him, not criticizing.

ew, you’re in crypto for the money? you’re a fucking disgusting piece of shit!

$3.7 Trillion. That's how much our traders forecast the reconciliation bill will cost.