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@MacyDeskiewicz

more normal than I should be

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Macy (ice cold) 3000@MacyDeskiewicz·
Has anyone noticed that Barbie and the new Christopher Nolan film are both coming out next weekend?
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I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩
“55 obstructions of justice, 55 conspiracies, 55 schemes to conceal, 55 false statements, 55 willful retentions of national defense information, 55 trea…”
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Sketch comedy idea: two kids in a trench coat are elected President, but at the end you reveal the kids were only speaking in direct Trump quotes
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If someone offers you help with something, you MUST say no 1-2 before you accept in a polite-off
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Jesse McLaren@McJesse·
This scene made me think of a specific bit on I Think You Should Leave, so I put the audio under it and-
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Me: coughing to death Sam (urgently): Rosalind and Jimmy Carter have been married for 77 years
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Why is the theme of moes rock n roll vegetables
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UberFacts
UberFacts@UberFacts·
What’s illegal but people act like it isn’t:
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Throwback to when my mom casually asked my sister in laws mom what she thinks really happened to Epstein while they were visiting their newborn mutual grandchild
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Love the surprise for Ronald at the end of #JuryDuty but what if he had been an asshole?
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Macy (ice cold) 3000@MacyDeskiewicz·
Told some kids to guess what I was having for dinner tonight.. The clue was that the first word was matzah Almost unanimously, the guess was mozzarella
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Macy (ice cold) 3000@MacyDeskiewicz·
@cvspharmacy I ordered some things from the cvs photo shop for Christmas and I still can’t stop getting robocalls that my order is ready for pickup, PLEASE it’s March 14th
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Which part of the male dna code tells them to scream on the phone like they are using two cans on a string
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Lori Walsh@MomentSDPB·
Librarians are brilliant. You cannot convince me otherwise.
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Mr. Pipiopi@ThatUgandanGuy·
@riggsbass : "Macy why did you do this" still cryin over this
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Boring20s@SamBoxTho·
*upon noticing Chuck Schumer* “He looks like one of the old muppets who criticizes things”- @MacyDeskiewicz #SOTU
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