Macy (ice cold) 3000

Lmt if you like Pepsi

Has anyone noticed that Barbie and the new Christopher Nolan film are both coming out next weekend?

@ITYSL_memes At that price point he CAN keep the documents

“55 obstructions of justice, 55 conspiracies, 55 schemes to conceal, 55 false statements, 55 willful retentions of national defense information, 55 trea…”

It's June 9, 2023...

Sketch comedy idea: two kids in a trench coat are elected President, but at the end you reveal the kids were only speaking in direct Trump quotes

If someone offers you help with something, you MUST say no 1-2 before you accept in a polite-off

This scene made me think of a specific bit on I Think You Should Leave, so I put the audio under it and-

Me: coughing to death Sam (urgently): Rosalind and Jimmy Carter have been married for 77 years

Why is the theme of moes rock n roll vegetables

@SamBoxTho @ThatUgandanGuy @ITYSL_memes @UberFacts @Btf5161 At that price point you can

@ThatUgandanGuy @ITYSL_memes @UberFacts @Btf5161

What’s illegal but people act like it isn’t:

Throwback to when my mom casually asked my sister in laws mom what she thinks really happened to Epstein while they were visiting their newborn mutual grandchild

Love the surprise for Ronald at the end of #JuryDuty but what if he had been an asshole?

Told some kids to guess what I was having for dinner tonight.. The clue was that the first word was matzah Almost unanimously, the guess was mozzarella

@cvspharmacy I ordered some things from the cvs photo shop for Christmas and I still can’t stop getting robocalls that my order is ready for pickup, PLEASE it’s March 14th

Which part of the male dna code tells them to scream on the phone like they are using two cans on a string

@CutCut94 @MomentSDPB I have high standards!!

@MacyDeskiewicz @MomentSDPB “Every book ive ever read except for four!” -@MacyDeskiewicz

Librarians are brilliant. You cannot convince me otherwise.

@riggsbass : "Macy why did you do this" still cryin over this

@ThatUgandanGuy @riggsbass 😂😂 I work hard for the curated experience

*upon noticing Chuck Schumer* “He looks like one of the old muppets who criticizes things”- @MacyDeskiewicz #SOTU

It's January 27, 2023...