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You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to you like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to you like this.

Trump just said the quiet part out loud. He told Republicans to block a deal that would pay TSA agents, so he could force the SAVE Act through. I hope TSA workers realize Trump is holding their paychecks hostage.

The Pizza Incident is one of the funniest things to ever happen at a MLB game 🍕

HE KILLED A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS TO DISTRACT THAT HE RAPED AND TORTURED OTHER LITTLE GIRLS. That's the "man" you're defending.

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

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Says the pathological liar who initiated and has orchestrated this entire Epstein files coverup.

Asking Hilary if she knew him while ignoring all of this. #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

Trump: “It was July 4th of last year, when flood waters tore through a girl’s summer camp in Central Texas. One of the worse things I’ve ever seen. I was there.” Fact check: Trump was not there. He was throwing a party on the White House South Lawn while children were missing.

BREAKING: Epstein survivor Dani Bensky moments ago about attending Trump's State of the Union address: “How can anyone feel safe in this country when our President’s sympathies are going to the former Prince Andrew and not to survivors?” She then went on to list 3 things that need to be done immediately! 1) Where are the rest of the files? 2) Why are there no investigations when there are plenty of people in these files to investigate? 3) Why is the FBI Director out there partying like a college kid when he should be investigating the vast criminal enterprise? “Release the Damn Files!”

Hours before SOTU, the public is learning that DOJ appears to have withheld and removed Epstein-file records tied to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor. This is a Watergate-level scandal unfolding in real time.

EXCLUSIVE: An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. Other documents that mention Trump have been taken down (and some restored). npr.org/2026/02/24/nx-…

So Trump is unilaterally committing $10B of US tax payer money... To an offshore entity that he controls and is the lifelong chairman of. He is robbing America blind, and about 1/3rd of the country is too stupid to see it!

This is so fucking wrong. This should never happen in this country.

@bigjimmurray You'll be desperately waiting for that bathroom to be unoccupied in about 30 minutes.

Well to any of you heading out here over the next few days, I hope you get the zero headwind like my flight just got, because that was like hitting the goddamn traveling lottery. ✈️ 💨

A Minnesota police chief has been forced to intervene to stop the illegal abduction of a woman from her car by ICE goons. trib.al/lU8Fn4F

MAGA was more outraged by Cracker Barrel changing their logo than trump raping kids.

Hey guys did anyone see the document in which our president was fingering 13 year old girls or am I going fucking insane and I'm the only one who saw that?

This still gives me goosebumps. Rams player intros before Super Bowl 36 lasted legit 10 minutes and the Pats were like get that garbage out of here. 24 years later and the Patriots are underdogs and being disrespected once again.

As you may have heard, “The Thing” has been added to the Library of Congress. We made the movie to push against the edges of what we could pull off, and it carries that strain in its bones. Seeing it now treated with the same care and reverence we had making it means a great deal to me and everyone who brought it to life. I especially want to remember TK Carter, who brought heart and humor into that desolate, frozen place and should be standing here with us today sharing in this recognition.  Thank you to everyone who continues to keep it alive.