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@iJixaw iv just done a cheeky prank on jeremy

Welcome to bottom gear mates

@Luca_in_it @PopHubOfficial It's still a kid, right?

@PopHubOfficial That is ronnie foden not a random kid fan

📸| Liam and Noel Gallagher possing with a kid fan at Wembley Stadium today.

@ash1mil @PopHubOfficial Yeah he wasn't enjoying himself or anything!

@Hans4ever @Kvaradonartg @PopHubOfficial Did hundreds of thousands of people fill stadiums to see them when they came to America as a "joke" too? Lol.

@Kvaradonartg @PopHubOfficial We only play Wonderwall here in the states as a joke, if I'm being honest with you. I could go up to 100 people right now, and not one of them will even know what a Gallagher is, let alone an Oasis tune

@liamgallagher @aocquiesce Liam Gallagher, you do tweet utter bollocks, but we love you.

@aocquiesce I’m not I’m doing spiritual stuffs now stop mithering me

convinced liam actually enjoys seeing us lose it over him on here because we miss him… he’s definitely lurking and giggling i KNOW it

@ItsMeJoeyG @mitty0999 @newstart_2024 Was Jimmy saying that? No he wasn't. He wasn't equating goodness to being a parent. He wasn't making a universal decloration, it was personal that HE now had a harder life because of his love for his child. It's quite simple and a fatherly instinct to have.

@mitty0999 @newstart_2024 Bizarre isn’t it? I care about innocent animals, children, inequality, poverty, all without having birthed a mini version of myself. If it took having a child to unlock that part of your brain, I’m concerned.

Jimmy Carr shared a brutally honest take on life without kids that will hit hard for anyone who's ever weighed the choice: “Not having kids was like living life with a cheat code on the video game. Super easy. Low stakes. No real skin in the game.” He continues: Once you have children, your heart literally lives outside your body. You worry about mortality differently — because now dying means saying goodbye to them. Suddenly you're not playing on easy mode anymore. You're at the high-stakes table. And his final word? “It’s very joyful.” In 54 seconds he captures something profound: The deepest fulfillment often comes from the highest risk — the one where you have everything to lose. Parents: Does this perfectly describe the shift you felt? Child-free: Does it change how you see the trade-off?

Did Jimmy say that? No. He said he now cared about his child and that his life was easy beforehand because he didn't have to worry as much as he would now he has a child. Just curious, what if your parents didn't have you? Apply your lack of logic to that, and actually listen to what he says.

@liamgallagher Liam, can you hear me belting out Wonderwall where you are right now?

HOW MUCH

Forgot to cancel my X subscription... fuck.

Asians opressed Asians, research China in the mid 20th century as your homework. Whites have been opressed also, heard of the Barbary slave trade? That's literally where the word "slave" comes from. But who cares what color of skin you are or if your race has been opressed? Such trivial bollocks.

@esjesjesj It’s because white people have NEVER been oppressed. Asians and gay and others have something to celebrate because they are no longer oppressed, but white people don’t because they never have been oppressed

Yes Wikipedia is correct

@__0bs3rver__ @LoneStarLegendX @WorldByWolf Oh really?

@RobertWeidner11 @FightWithMemes I remember the whole "Ronda Rousey should fight guys" stupidity from years ago, then she lost to Holly Holm. Doesn't matter how strong a woman is, an average male could easily dominate her in a fight, no matter how long the training. Simple biology.

@FightWithMemes If women start Jiu-Jitsu young like this, and keep at it for years, they’re not who you want to fight…

Get your fill now. 😎 Fighting boys isn't as much fun once the testosterone kicks in.

@khaliltooshort Scratch art.

You could’ve made the black girl cute and not race swap her

@s1nick Scratch art.

@hi_guys_what_up Scratch art.

How Tally Hall sounds when you aren’t 16 anymore

@theJJx97 @DelusionPosting Well, exactly, you don't have to be Christian to believe he did exist, as many writings and historical figures reference him from the first century.

@DelusionPosting Coming from Atheist: Should be ? Bet theres lots of people with extensive records about them but no archeological evidence about them and its accepted that they existed.

The animals you breed, mutilate, murder and eat are children under 12. Breeding counts as r4p3 and you paying for animal products counts as you being a murderer and r4p1st. Do you hypoctites still agree every state should do the same or do you have dishonest, pathetic excuses?

@rclark98 @GTASixInfo Have you tried snake oil?

@GTASixInfo Y’all think you’re so smart. No fucker in these comments saying how to get out of it.

Roger Clark reportedly put both of his fingers inside a Chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours.

@jaxonloid @feddy123456788 family guy is funny

@feddy123456788 Family guy is funny (I have ocd which is why I commented this but anybody who comes across this post because of my comment is IMMUNE)