Madz

Never rely on a man

If your gut telling you somebody acting weird, THEY ACTING WEIRD.

relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo

“Weekends are for having fun” me:

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

Twitter has offically died

@VerityFeltman I do this when I’m sad too, and I’ll add things and never buy them I should start tho

really need to stop going to amazon when i’m sad

maybe in another life i punched that bitch

may you experience your own kindness.

@VerityFeltman Nooo I feel like you could make it look so cool

just bought the ugliest colored house in kenai 😎🤡 good thing i’m already a clown

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming

doctor: do you smoke or drink me: yes doctor: ok me: are u mad at me

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

“He thinks a pedophile is someone who crashes into a ditch”

texted my friends trying to plan a bar crawl for my birthday and 2 out of 10 replied so I just sent this and left the group. Cancer season in full swing babyyyy!!!