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@2nd_zoeyy human、日本語で読むと不満
人は不満を抱きながらも歩む生き物だ
何故ならば不満を知らなければ欲は生まれず
欲がなければ進歩を生まれぬからだ
未だ満ちぬ渇望を求め進化するからこそ
人は霊長類の長となった
人よ不満であれ、人よhumanであれ
日本語

근데 한국에서 진짜 공룡 화석을
모시는 사당이 있긴함.
문호장 발자국이라고 창녕에 위치한 사당인데,
문호장이라는 민중 영웅이 남긴 발자국이라 모셨지만,
실상은 용각류 화석 발자국임.

조선엘프 다음엇지@Joseon_Elf
《조선엘프 다음엇지》 신내림
한국어

文禄・慶長の役の際、朝鮮の君主(宣祖)を煽りたい日本の方々へ:
「最速の君主」、「機動君主宣祖、義州に立つ」、「朝鮮の赤い彗星」などは、すでに韓国人が使い古したネタです。
ぜひ何か新しくて斬新なワードで煽ってください。
我々が逆輸入して使わせていただきます。
よろしくお願いします。
삼중/모리코아(morikoa)@moriko38
Somebody: Koreans would never make a drama about the Imjin War because seeing their king flee would hurt their pride Koreans: -Literally nickname King Seonjo "Run-jo" -Joke that if nobody stopped him, he would have run all the way around the Earth to attack Japan from behind.
日本語

@Imightyme @europemaxxed Show me Japan best bodybuilders. Fcking retard 🤭
English

@JapaneseSaki これに似たものに
「寒過ぎてサムスになった」がある
過酷な寒さは人を戦士にするのだ
それに打ち勝つ為
孤児として宇宙の冷たさを味わったことのある
彼女のように、立ち向かう為に人は戦士になる
日本語

辺野古事故特別委、設置否決へ 県議会、自民以外が反対
news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/bf8ad…
日本語

@CollinRugg Sorry, but restaurant owners cannot issue fines to their patrons. While I sympathize with what he's trying to accomplish, if a restaurant owner ever tried to issue me a fine, I'd tell him to fuck off and walk out the door.
English

A Chinese restaurant in the Bay Area is fining parents for their out-of-control kids.
The owner of Chez Xue says he has had enough of poorly behaved children in his restaurant, so he is now fining parents.
You You Xue says one customer changed a dirty diaper next to another customer who was dining.
"We are not a playground. Please ensure children REMAIN SEATED at all times and respectful of fellow guests and the dining environment," the restaurant's policy says.
"Running around, shouting, making noise with utensils, etc. WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!"
One parent was charged $327 after their child smashed a credit card machine.
Another parent was charged $109 after their kid carved designs into a table with a utensil.
One more parent was charged $5 after a child smashed a teacup.
"I honestly put this notice on my menu because I didn't want to put my employees in the position of parenting other people's children. It should not be their job," the owner said.
This guy is awesome.
English

@NoContextBrits おお、ネオアームストロングサイクロンジェットアームストロング砲じゃねぇか、完成度たけーなオイ!砲弾発射まで再現してるじゃぁねぇの、中々凄い再現度だよこれ
日本語

米国建国250周年の独立記念日に際し、@realDonaldTrump大統領と米国民の皆様に心からお祝いを申し上げます。
この記念すべき年を祝うべく、日本からは250本の桜が贈られました。
また、米国各地の独立記念日行事で日本の花火が打ち上げられ、お祝いに花を添える予定です。
これからも日米で共に両国の絆を更に強固なものとしてまいります。
On the occasion of Independence Day of the United States marking the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding, I extend my heartfelt congratulations to @realDonaldTrump and to the people of the United States.
To celebrate this memorial year, Japan has gifted 250 cherry trees. On the Independence Day, fireworks from Japan are going to light up skies across the United States.
We will continue working together to further strengthen the bonds between Japan and the United States.
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