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@RealDealDiPirro @indieannatv We have a separate splunk instance to splunk splunk. The splunk's splunk is splunked by the production splunk. We use syslog to log the systems, so if splunk and splunk's splunk are both down, we use syslog's system logs to find out why.

I'm never really sure if they want me to say, "fine" or really tell them. Especially when friends say it.

@RedTheRabbit @Shahrazad1001 @heWIZARD I have a similar one. I used to hide inside it when I was a kid. Once I fell asleep in it. Totally haunted, but it was a bro. Kept bad ghosts away.

@Shahrazad1001 @heWIZARD Have you tried climbing in and closing the lid? I would.

@WhiskiedGinger @cioontherun That does look great! You can get those grill lines by using a grilling basket. Also helps when you are grilling filets that flake, like cod, so they don't break apart when you flip them.

Horrible presentation but my swordfish tonight is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@A_W_McNamara Red axolotl. Not mad at all.

@hacks4pancakes I'm going to give this a serious look.

One of our infosec brethren makes these ridiculous gaming tables and after seeing them, I wish I could fit one in my home. Show him some love if you’re in the market for one? theweathereddragon.com

@mattcolville I remember having this exact conversation back in 1990

I suspect there are still thousands former players who went through entire campaigns in the 1980s with "GLAIVE" as their weapon of choice, without ever learning that the glaive in the original PHB was a polearm. Not this...

Flip The Switch is out now! smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=d…

@JimGilsinn I'll take one, thanks!

Proposed Lego set based on Stargate SG-1. screenrant.com/stargate-show-…

@kevincollier You load 16 tons (of boxes) and what do you get? Another day older, and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call me, cause I can't go I owe my soul to the Amazon store.

@JenKatWrites On the bright side, the script pocket in jeans will be useful again.

no, see, we've done this before and it was very bad. we don't need to try it again. we know it's bad.

@Geoppetto @TynanSylvester Blows my 1100 hours out of the water!

@TynanSylvester I wish.

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@LawrenceAH2 @BenVB3 @Whitney_McN I left NMCI mess long ago, but it sounds like it hasn't gotten any better in the last 15 years or so.

@BenVB3 @Whitney_McN Just mentioning NMCI gives me a headache. I thought we were supposed to transition to different system by now.

SkateBIRD is OUT on Steam, Itch, Xbox, Switch, and Amazon Luna! store.steampowered.com/app/971030/Ska…

@drunkenny1 Dat MSD of 3 Health.

I'm going to make a fortune..

@TimMedin And this is why GRC people get a bad rap.

Vendor Risk Management: Do you require badge access and secure your datacenter? Us: We don't have a datacenter VRM: So, is that a yes or a no 😕🤦

@varcharr Sounds like the important message here it to Trust yourself.

live your life with the confidence of a self-signed certificate

@matthewmercer Too meta...

@Zortt1 @matthewmercer That's the kind of thing that can spawn "chair" moments. One suspicious detail the party focuses on, and all of the sudden, the whole campaign takes an unexpected and massive turn.

@matthewmercer You should try to hide him in the back on all the elaborate mini sets you create. The party wanders into his area and you say, "You see a face staring at you, but then in a moment its gone" and then take it off the board. There’s no development, no story points, just weird.

As a long-time mini enthusiast, this isn’t surreal or anything…