Matt Johnson

@mashable Will be looking out for the Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw and Hattie Jacques cameos

Not all Netflix Christmas movies involve hot snowmen. mashable.com/video/carry-on…

@JackBensinger He never said they were. Scirrorhands is just his surname. Do you constantly sing songs about Ben Jack?

kept my mouth shut on this for a while. These are not scissors

When you've had ten pints and start singing Yellow by Coldplay

@rickygervais @dbdegn @lwebberevents You could ask ‘is everyone here?’ at the start of each show. Maybe take a register? If someone doesn’t answer when you call their name you could phone them to check where they are. Or… have a signing in sheet at a desk at the front of the stage. Shouldn’t be too hard to arrange

@dbdegn @lwebberevents If someone would have told me maybe. As it was, I went on stage on time and then some people weren't let in. Tricky, right?

@lazenbyofficial @andersfrejdhab @AndersFrejdh @007 This never happened to the other fella!

(1/3) This hasn’t been an easy decision but it’s time to announce my retirement from work. Therefore, I won’t be doing any more acting or making public appearances, doing any more interviews or signing any more autographs as of today. It’s been a fun ride but getting older is...

@CAMRA_Official @andy4wm Great, cheers @CAMRA_Official 🍻

@MafJohnson @andy4wm Hi Matt, see here: wb.camra.org.uk/2024/02/08/lis…

The five pubs we’ve submitted for Grade II listing is just the start 🍻 After the Crooked House tragedy we said never again, so we launched our List Your Local campaign with @CAMRA_Official to help protect our historic pubs ✋🏻 Great to see Landlords supporting our work 🤝🏻

@iainoneil Oh! It’s not just me then :(

The closer I get to 50 the more attractive young women with very few followers and sometimes no history of posting tweets seem to find my account irresistible to follow. Clocking one a day at least 💪

@aDatingDad My great-grandparents had a set just like them

@aDatingDad Lovely binset too sir

@LennyHenry @ATRightMovies Whoa! That’s rude @LennyHenry! What’s he ever done to you?

@ATRightMovies The Jerk

What is the first movie you think of when you see STEVE MARTIN?

@skysarahjane Why are you all saying these things when The Smeds and The Smoos exists??!

Ahem…snail and the whale

@aDatingDad … Or screenshot off your phone

@aDatingDad Tattoo 👍

@Liverladontour @simonharris_mbd Glass!?! Who gives a fuck about glass!!?

@simonharris_mbd Keep a spare pair of slippers in case of broken glass

@aDatingDad Always Santa

@aDatingDad £25 a month start it now you’ll have a nice pot of £300 to help next year. Nicer food, presents for kids and maybe even a night out

@aDatingDad Nah, just need extra focus and be glad that you remembered to put a little bit aside each month to cope with it.

@Herring1967 Hattie!

I was 100% in love with Michelle Gayle!

@DrRyanSam @iainoneil @EolasMedical Don’t really need QR code. Dr: ‘Do you have an email address?’ This might already be on file/on the App. Patient then gets automatically added to a personalised drip campaign and their diagnosis and signposting to support.

@iainoneil Often the problem is the administrative burden of keeping enough copies everywhere they’re needed etc @EolasMedical patient leaflets QR code generator has been a game changer for this!

Friend got some pretty shocking news from his Dr & was then handed a photocopy of a photocopy of a leaflet…surely we can do better than this. Create digital content, personalised information, direct referral to cancer charities - anything that feels more caring than a photocopy