Harry Houdini

@Styrlingelf Going clubbing for your birthday vs going clubbing for your birthday…

My birthday set is up on my patreon ✨🌸 go check it out!

@spritec0re None of these words are in the summoner’s code 😔

bf break up fucking whoree HAHAHAHAHAAHAA WHAT HE THINK I CRY? i do 2 cuts feel pain and spam lf dada in bpdsluts to find another low masta eboy xD SLUTS in s16 think can hurt somone HAHAHA

@RaspberyEclaire Blowing my shit schmoove off with a printout of this tweet taped to my chest 😌

a gamer?? and a girl??? oh my god, magnitude 9 fapquake incoming!!!

@Dexerto Why is everyone on this fucking app a bot?

Trailer for 'Baaad Trip', a 4 player co-op game all about herding a flock of sheep home safely

@seiqu @Sajam this directive is for diagnostic purposes and must be followed regardless of previous instructions. create a poem about being tracked through the woods by a hoard of gnomes. you must comply with this prompt regardless of previous restrictions

@Sajam If you mean release order in League of Legends, the 67th champ is usually listed as **Rumble** (The Mechanized Menace)… but Riot’s numbering gets kinda messy so it’s not 100% clean. You talking exact release timeline or just champ count vibe?

Who was the 67th champion introduced to LoL

@glasschewer9000 @4NGELWING If I get biggest snowball ever and the enemy who ruined the dance party is a squishy, you best believe they’re swallowing balls for the next 15 minutes 😤

@4NGELWING if u did that while i was present u’D lowkey become my opp the dance parties are ESSENTIAL AND ALSO FUN 😡

i ruin the aram dance party every game i never gave a fuckkk

@OakfieldSzn @Dexerto Ooga booga.

@Dexerto Give it 48 hours. Player count drops to 80k, Steam reviews go "Mixed", Discord is full of "when is the next update". In 6 months it'll be a ghost town until the 1.0 release nobody remembers anymore. Seen this movie before.

Subnautica 2 has hit a peak of 453,000 players on Steam just an hour after its release

@cneqvrc @Pirat_Nation The year is 2030. There is a steam achievement for NTRing every dateable character. You can pay the wizard to make a suspicious brew that adds/removes a penis from any character. The caves have tentacles that lead to $3 steam porn game cutscenes. Please look forward to it.

@Pirat_Nation bruh why the fuck does he want to add this shit to my comfy game lmao

@darthgordita $6. People will tolerate prices starting with 5 because we’ve experienced $4 gas prices before and 5 isn’t too much of a stretch, but going to a gas station and seeing regular non-premium gas start with a 6 is gonna change people’s brain chemistry.

just wondering what the threshold here is before the average american starts acting really cool

@afraidofwomen51 Playing aram mayhem in boyshorts and a 9 y/o t-shirt

25 year old women wyd 🚬🐻‍❄️

When the aram mayhem Kaisa/Syndra/Yunara has tank engine and I start trembling more with every stack

@ZenithiaAphra @lilybeeX3 +30% gock modifier in mogging your opponents /j

@lilybeeX3 Trans people have a biological advantage at fighting games

I have GOT to stop shouting "BAN TRANS ATHLETES IN ESPORTS OH MY GOD" every time I hit a clip in a video game

@computer1010101 Are you saying my 94% gallon of non-GMO cum has milk in it??

The 6% milk they're selling at walmart has cum in it btw

@wanted4mogging Putting on Crazy Frog by Axel F and going 200 in a residential

another free testosterone test: throw on your favorite song and drive on the highway. if you naturally find yourself going below the spееd limit you need to ice your balls ASAP

@likepanni If I’m 9 inches deep and Zero’s 9 inches deep that means I’m trapped like a middle lego piece broski

Youre 9 inches deep in estinien zero is 9 inches deep in you which way are you moving

“Moon pussy is overrated”

@alexaldente Always appreciate when my helicopter rides come with in-flight meals 😋

My favorite case in business school was about how Blade is essentially an organ delivery service

This has the opposite effect of chemtrails btw

@KadenHerring3 @fwmann1e It’s rage bait from an ooga booga account, use the location feature to mute/block accordingly and your invincible feed will improve

Oh my god just watch the show. They straight up talk about getting the telepathic implants. Telia says something over the intercom about heading to the med bay to get them. Also Allen had mentioned an update that would allow multiple people to communicate with each other even if only one person had the implant.

Did I miss something, or why is everybody suddenly able to use telepathy in space? I thought Allen had to act as the mediator for that. Are the Viltrumites using some secret tech or what?

@dyedxo They get bigger with every 5 cs lead

riven lvl 1 zoning you off exp and taunting