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@vogon_laureate The son of the last independent prince of Jammu/Kashmir is 95 and still alive
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Every globe and map I see, I check which claim to Kashmir is endorsed. A rare gem is when they go for this
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@VlahThe That or phineas & Ferb built a machine that could be destroyed by the circumcisioninator
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Everybody's asking what would be Doofenshmirtz's sad backstory, but the real question is what invention would Phineas & Ferb have to make for everybody's foreskin to be accidentaly reattached.
The_Vlah@VlahThe
Collect all the foreskin in the tri-state area
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@souljagoyteller Read Alan Dean Foster books focus on a single weird alien planet all the galactic history and politics are window dressing
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@yasuhoomf Oh yeah she was on business, no time to even think about those things
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@MagnanimousTut i think its more that if he made it clear AND if they were in a different situation shed give him a chance or be able to really realize the way he feels about her
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@EPM106 Sperms have men and women eggs are unisex harder to identify with
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why am i the sperm and not the egg
For all Curious@fascinatingonX
🚨BREAKING: Scientists Reveal Eggs Choose the Winner—Sperm Don’t Win the Race After All YOU DIDN'T WIN THE RACE, YOU WERE CHOSEN
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@Haurmeya Volition warns you so many times not to remember the past but all your skills are about solving mysteries
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@VN_insinerator When you’re done playing video games and you realize you’re actually alone in dark and didn’t really experience or accomplish anything. That’s abuse
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I don't understand, someone could explain? I prefer a human to explain.
vost@foolibuster
escape
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@aerionblood He saw a puppet show where a dragon drank wildfire and thought it was real
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@JamesRKirk @cash__browns …and on the third day he was lit again
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@p1nkch4n He was told he was nothing his whole life so he spent his entire unlife getting the world to admit he’s superior. Well I guess in Jonathan’s case he admitted they were equals before, you know, merging with him. It’s a blessing he never met the pillar men
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what IS his deal with the illusion of free will? he seems to make it a point to give all potential subjects the decision to either die or become a zombie so i wonder if this is just what was left off from his manners or a reference to vampires needing permission to enter a house
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@LandonRounsava4 Tracks that they don’t know the photo is upside down
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Hey that’s you, the people trying to cut NASA’s budget by 23%!!!
The White House@WhiteHouse
HEY THAT’S US!
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@cogbjurdv @RadishHarmers If it’s not a journey why post that caption?
It would be funny to imagine it’s from a guy who thinks Argentina is not on earth.
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@cogbjurdv @RadishHarmers The caption implies a journey.
From Cave Art to Earth.
Cave Art is in Argentina.
Argentina is on Earth.
From Earth to Earth?
That is not a journey.
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Why are people mad at me about this? Is auto-translate turning it into something else?
Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers
Person who thinks Argentina is a long way away from the Earth.
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@IlterMuazzez If i witnessed any of these besides Dio I’d already be dead
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@jayjjalen Guy who hates haircuts: oh saiyan for sure bro
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@jayjjalen They got Long lives at least picking saiyan is crazy though because all the cool stuff is technology you don’t have and techniques you don’t know. Besides super strength you just get:
-a tail
-kill your loved ones on full moon
-ability to get beat to near death
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why would anyone choose viltrumite when presented with the other options lmao
ShinobiVault@ShinobiVaultHQ
Which would you choose?
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y’all think joffrey loved cersie? 😂
☥𝑩𝑳𝑽𝑪𝑲𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫†@0laribiwa
Apart from his mum, Did joffery ever love anyone else?
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@neitotopias He ended part 1 with jonathon embracing Dio so for most of part 2 he pushes the “respect between enemies” concept to its limit
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I don’t talk about him much but Strohiem completely baffles me
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