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Magnet Swallower

@MagnetSwallower

I got jazz, pizzazz, and razzmatazz

Katılım Kasım 2014
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Bean
Bean@metallicarrows·
Never hit a girl vape you never know if she has just sucked dick
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Glenn Tunes
Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunes·
WE SHOULD ALL AGREE THAT THIS ASSHOLE IS CLEARLY NOT A GENIUS 🙄
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Magnet Swallower
Magnet Swallower@MagnetSwallower·
I gaslight the old fashioned way- with a rumble in my tummy, a lighter in hand, and a giggle in my heart
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Dennis Plagge
Dennis Plagge@DennisP78·
@catriona_b @xinfinity @glenn_tunes You're confusing hardware with software. A different program is running on your hardware—one that was installed there—but that's the difference between Linux and Windows running on the same processor.
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Magnet Swallower
Magnet Swallower@MagnetSwallower·
@memechaotic Man, letting that horse stick its head out the trailer like that seems like a bad idea unless you’re trying to make Horsereditary
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
Today was his lucky day.
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Magnet Swallower@MagnetSwallower·
Hey bro, can I come over later and aerate your soil?
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MayoIsSpicyy
MayoIsSpicyy@Mayoisspicyy·
Pam Bondi could do the funniest thing.
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Sosostris
Sosostris@SunsetBell·
@DUSKdev Oh goodie. I wonder if he'll make his wife show off her dog tits in this movie too.
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Magnet Swallower@MagnetSwallower·
@sliceofheck “My special helmet man” sounds like something Trump would say to someone with Down’s syndrome
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Magnet Swallower
Magnet Swallower@MagnetSwallower·
@drakebonergif I bet your eyes rolled back into your head and you let out a pained moan, like “uuuughhayyye” 🙄😩 Sick freak
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FIORE
FIORE@drakebonergif·
a falcon just dove down from the sky and tore both of my areolas clean off
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Magnet Swallower@MagnetSwallower·
@TjMak33 @PotCzach Hard to explain, but it was like I was a ghost and had phased/was phasing through the ground and fully aware that the surface was right above my head
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Monty
Monty@Guywiththestuff·
@cry0genicslim3 hot take: someone should hit you really hard in the knees with a metal pipe
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LIN!!!! #FRIENDSHIPISMAGIC
LIN!!!! #FRIENDSHIPISMAGIC@cry0genicslim3·
mr brightside should not be the defining killers hit and it should be somebody told me instead
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Pasta
Pasta@spicyboipasta·
@TheMG3D So you just out here hating on other artist's flaws? You make something perfect then.
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Michael
Michael@TheMG3D·
AI bros don’t know how guns work
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old man rapper 👻🔦
old man rapper 👻🔦@RoarTheRapper·
@TheMG3D @NACHOS2D_ “yes this is all ai” you say that like it’s not painfully obvious 😂 so much of this is gross and looks like shitty CG
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Michael
Michael@TheMG3D·
“Short film” has lost all meaning because of AI bros
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swerve
swerve@swerve_pilled·
@Aldecaver Evil strand of blue hair on the vents
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