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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and make everybody wonder how the f**k you did it.
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Dr. Magnolia
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Dr. Magnolia
@Magnolia_981
Science nerd. Theater geek. Musician. Gymnastics judge (L10). Martial Artist. Perpetual student of the world. Overachiever who never sits still.
...out and about... Katılım Nisan 2014
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 …Ohio?
Then why is he dressed like the Texas state flag?
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Is this man really going to be the Republican candidate for Governor in Ohio?
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@BoLoudon I believe that’s called “lipstick on a pig”…
And I’m not sure what loving the president has to do with this.
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@kumxem It’s my “scream into the void” account when I don’t want to bother real people with pettiness.
So I’m fine with little to no engagement. Not everyone needs pointless attention.
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@RepDonBacon @POTUS Dude. Do you think they don’t have fitness tests now? Cause they do. Just ask your average fifth grader…
You guys are really good at pointless.
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We must better emphasize physical fitness to our youth. 77% of 18-year-olds can't qualify for military service, largely due to fitness standards. That should concern us all. I fully support @POTUS restoring the Presidential Fitness Test.
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: President Trump announces the return of the Presidential Fitness Test for grade schoolers, slamming the Obama administration for phasing out the tradition: "We're bringing it back. "We had the Obama administration, which phased out this wonderful tradition of physical fitness. Thank you, Barack, very much—great job. And we're bringing it back." "My administration is working to defend America's cherished athletic traditions and pass our values of excellence and competitiveness to the next generation."
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Growing up.. at any age had you spit on your father or grandfather what would have happened?
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@Romy_Holland …I don’t know who she is, but I hope to be that fit at 56.
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i literally don’t understand why everyone hates this woman. this dress is fine and she’s hot af for a 56yo woman. like, what kind of post-menopausal woman has a waist to hip ratio like that?
do they hate her bc she tries to look good? is it bc she is rich? or bc she’s happy?
linda@itgirlbackup
Like mkay
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@ImBreckWorsham Lindsey Graham can kiss my ass and pay my bills then…
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Lindsey Graham says if you don't support the war in Iran, you "shouldn't be allowed to drive."
Thoughts?
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@BulwarkOnline Yeah…he ain’t walking 9 miles anywhere, forget 50…
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RFK Jr: "There's a lot of people who could probably do a 50-mile hike."
Trump: "What about me? You didn't mention my name."
RFK Jr: "This guy walks nine miles a day on a golf course every weekend, so he could do it in a breeze."
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Healthcare providers who fail to plan and then make it my problem are the worst—and ought to have to deal their own stupidity.
Thanks for ruining my night, you jerks. Stop being such incompetent humans with god complexes, would you?!
GIF
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So many Libs are defending Jimmy Kimmel's tasteless jokes by pointing to President Trump's many derogatory and inflammatory statements over the years. But how about if you apologize first? Extend the olive branch, and I bet President Trump will respond in kind🙏🇺🇸
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@Acyn And I’m actually a time traveler.
(Oh sorry…thought this was a “tell me a fun lie” sort of thing…)
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@ZadeSmith4 @LeadingReport Yeah…we’re all gonna need legit (meaning double blind and peer reviewed at minimum) sources for this statement…
Which I’m positive you don’t have.
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@LeadingReport They have a better chance living without the vaccinated blood studies show.
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BREAKING: Rising number of Americans refusing life-saving blood transfusions because they come from vaccinated donors, per Daily Mail.
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@ThrillaRilla369 …they are.
And I say that as someone who cannot make gravy from scratch.
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@StephenM No, Stephen… you ALL defunded the US Coast Guard and the TSA and anybody else that you wanted funded because none of you know how to be grown-ups and compromise. I believe it’s the basis of government… so maybe try it for once.
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Democrats defunded the United States Coast Guard.
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