Percy : Magnus Institute HR

-Perseus Desdemona Gregoria, June 8th 1985. -Non-binary -Avatar of the Extinction -Doting parent to a pet rat, Phyllis. -Great, great grandchild of Jonah Magnus -tma roleplaying account [“you discovered the secret to immortality… Just to run your freaky little institute?”]

@HodgeMagnus // Amen to that

// tma roleplay Twitter ain’t what it used to be 💔💔💔💔

That was the most un-relaxing holiday of my life. Damn you, Jonah.

@HodgeMagnus // YEEEAAHH 🎉🎉🎉

// HEAR YE HEAR YE PERSEUS HAS RETURNED

@N33DI3S Oh stop it ❤️

@MagnusHRDepart Lovely :)

// JOYUS DAY @percythespiral @_Minced__Meat_ @N33DI3S @HodgeMagnus @TMIITdepartment uuuuuhhhhhh I don’t remember the other oc accounts I follow

// PERCY IS GOING THROUGH A REVAMP. WE’LL BE BACK EVENTUALLY 👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈

@boundlabyrinth Oooh okay thank you 🙏

@MagnusHRDepart Fair enough You’ll need a high calcium, low fat diet. They tend to get metabolic bone disease in captivity. Lots of fruits, veg, and lean protein. Bugs are a good option for protein. Especially snails

What’s the best way to hide an opossum from a landlord???? My landlord thinks I just have a rat and I canNOT be evicted again.

I’m cramping

// reposting this for my own mental health

@eyespupil So real king

@MagnusHRDepart I'm not doing my job and watching Gilmore Girls

( muffled ) LORELEI HAD SEX WOTH CHRISTOPHER AND LUKE'S RESTAURANT IS DESTROYED?

@boundlabyrinth Found her in a bin

@MagnusHRDepart How the fuck did you get an opossum? Aren’t they native to the US?

@adonislochridge Im all good now, Elias and his performance reviews. You know how it is.

@MagnusHRDepart Shit, you alright??

They hate to see a theyboss winning (having a panic attack)

@HodgeMagnus Yeah, just had a bad run in with Elias that brought up some old memories.