Jay Gwiazda

“Oh, Kleptomaniacrow, leading me somewhere I don’t know” 📙Jay Gwiazda 📙TMA OC 📙 23 years old 📙 Will contain cannon typical adult themes and violence/ horror 📙 DMs are open to plot and RP 📙 Multiship, will ship with chemistry 📙 Art is by @/sarcasticscrib

Also no, I’m not pregnant. I just found my dad’s old cookbook

I’d like to thank the country of Poland for pickle soup Migraine? Pickle soup Hangover? Pickle soup Existential dread? P I CKL E. S OU P

@GRobinson1945 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY ON ICE UNTIL MID DECEMBER

Oh my god WHERE DID MARIAH CARREY GO??? WE CANT AFFORD ANOTHER CONTAINMENT BREACH

@mystsofhoneyy Congratulations! : D

can’t relate

@MagnusHRDepart Fair enough You’ll need a high calcium, low fat diet. They tend to get metabolic bone disease in captivity. Lots of fruits, veg, and lean protein. Bugs are a good option for protein. Especially snails

@boundlabyrinth Found her in a bin

What’s the best way to hide an opossum from a landlord???? My landlord thinks I just have a rat and I canNOT be evicted again.

A bowl of Cheez-Its, half a bottle of warm cola, and a trazodone I call it ✨Girl Dinner✨

Hey kids, fun fact! Vampires are definitely not like the ones in Twilight! Also, their tongues really fucking hurt and have a anticoagulant in their saliva that prevents your blood from clotting for roughly thirty minutes, requiring you to need a blood transfusion Fun facts!

@mystsofhoneyy It’s alright, I’ve tripped over air. We’re all victims to physics

i tripped on a pebble

And Gertrude wonders why I asked for NyQuil the last time she was in the US

Welp. Day three of no sleep and I’m starting to see things NyQuil don’t fail me now

@SpiralLaughter Does anyone? No wait. He has a husband. Wait. Are they divorced again? Fuck, I need a planner for this…

@boundlabyrinth Yes. I simply do not care for Elias Bouchard.

Ick

{ *Jay tilts her head slightly, gears turning. Then, it clicks* } “Oh! Shit, Tim? Is that you?” { *She paused* } “Or am I crazy and you just know Tim?”

{ *Ok. Ok. That’s a good growl, right? Yeah, wolves grumble more than dogs* } “Whatcha doing in the Archives? Did someone let you in?” { *She’s keeping a healthy distance. God knows she doesn’t need another hospital visit* }

{ *PUBBY* Wait, why is there a…wolf? Sure. A wolf. Why is there a wolf in the archives? } “Uh…hello there fella!”

On a serious note, I’m currently debating on using Institute funds on this. Hmmm…does this count as a work expense?

Date idea: Just you, me, and 63,000 potentially haunted books

@MagInstituteFB Good luck, Lillian. Hope it works out And good luck to the remaining administrators. I’d hate to have your job right now with all the changes going on

Lillian Charter has quit her position at the Institute, she was one of our administrators for the account and often kept us organized when we were all running around, not knowing what to do. Apologies for any disorganization as we try and figure things out.