Paul

@iamtomskinner @bbcquestiontime @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer I thought you weren’t political ?

Just done @bbcquestiontime with these lovely lot. Really enjoyed it. You can watch tonight at 10.40pm on @bbcone it’s on on the @bbciplayer at 9pm tonight. Bosh❤️🤪🇬🇧

@LiamJKennedy23 Makes sense , his mrs is living full time in London and he’s made noises that he doesn’t want to be here, this is what happens when the club doesn’t invest in players and doesn’t get European football, we will lose many a good player like Tonali

EXCL: Sandro Tonali expects to leave NUFC this summer - 'agreement' with club he can exit, if Magpies miss out on Europe ❌ 🤝 The 'gentleman's agreement' that could define Newcastle United's summer transfer policy. shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@Amockx2022 @JohnCleese Undiagnosed mental illness is rife in America I’m lead to believe ,

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭 "Iran 🇮🇷 wanted to make me their Supreme leader but i refused and said no thanks" - Donald Trump 🤣 He has totally lost it

@Amockx2022 @JohnCleese He’s lost it

sit down, I’m this old

Jon Ossoff is so skilled at this that he deserves to be reelected to the Senate. His questions are precise, and the answers should be straightforward. This administration struggles with accountability. #DemsUnited

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

My proooofs on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6…

SAVAGE: Shawn Grooms claimed Afroman's songs were part of the reason his wife left him Then the defense called their only witness to the stand to contradict his statement… His ex-wife She had to place a restraining order on him after their divorce. 🫠

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

This whole trial ruled because it showed once again that cops have no idea what the laws actually are and that they expect to just get whatever they want because they’re cops

IT GETS WORSE New Epstein files show Trump was DIRECTLY INVOLVED in human trafficking OMG!

@HoodFamousTV_ Shock at gangster rapper being a predator !

Multiple women have exposed their DMs with The Game where he uses the same pickup line😭😭😭

Afroman is the hero we all need right now.

@TiceRichard Man of the people 😂

I must thank the Sunday Times and Dan Neidle for their detailed article confirming that my tax planning was entirely legitimate. The libellous headline is the work of a desperate Establishment trying to smear me and Reform. If you want successful people to save our economy and country: Vote Reform

@harperwyntr Mash , boiled and roast potatoes on 1 plate ! Just roasts potatoes got me

@jacknufc165 @__37JH 😂

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@kevin_busby arghhhhh what a rush

@StokeyyG2 Why don’t the premier league do a derby day weekend and have all the derbies that could be okay be played would be class , Friday night game , 12 noon Saturday game , 5 pm Saturday game , 2pm Sunday and 4.30pm Sunday game to finish it off

Goodness gracious me. That is some day of football next week.