Maile Hayes

@rattyonascooter go by yourself, I promise it’s more fun than it sounds

dying to go to the cinema but my two friends here are busy and so are my parents so

@rattyonascooter 😂😂😂

things women do in bathrooms when they should just be peeing; - do their taxes - give birth - therapy sessions to completion - go through puberty - get a university degree in a STEM subject - slow cook beef - begin a sourdough starter and mature it until it’s ready to bake

@rattyonascooter chill

what the fuck are microgreens and why is there a small garden in my ramen

@rattyonascooter lowkey

do i have a lisp and no one cared to tell me

@rattyonascooter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

and then i paused the meditation to tweet this. goodnight.

know i’m sick in the head cus when i began a 12 min guided meditation my immediate thought was can i 2x speed this

@rattyonascooter I do not claim American after this

americans will dip anything in red hot cheeto dust

@rattyonascooter felt

saved and then unsaved a song for mental health purposes

@rattyonascooter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i understand it’s uncontrollable but don’t sneeze multiple times in a row. please don’t. it feels extremely pick me and i don’t have enough bless yous in me

64' | Aaliyah Farmer looks deep and @MaileHayes5 finishes it over the goalie to add another for the Trojans! USC 3-0 WIS 📺 #bucketId=29799&sourceCollection=Browse_By_League_%28ESPN+%29" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">espn.com/espnplus/catal… 📊 usctrojans.com/sidearmstats/w… #FightOn x #GameDay

Cheeky stuff, @MaileHayes5 😎✌️ #FightOn x #WeAreSC

.@MaileHayes5 celebration shots are the best 😆🙌 She scored her second brace of the season on Friday to give her 🔟 goals and 2️⃣5️⃣ points on the year ✌️ #FightOn x #WeAreSC

✌️ goals and ☝️ assist earns @maile.hayes our @sprouts Woman of the Match honors! Recap/highlights: usctrojans.com/news/2024/11/2… #FightOn x #WeAreSC

TROJANS WIN! @MaileHayes5 wins it for the Trojans in OT on the PK! Trojans advance to the round of 16!

12' | USC GOAL!!! @MaileHayes5 strikes off the pass from @kkcolbertt and gets the Trojans on the board early! USC 1-0 SLU 📺 espn.com/espnplus/playe… 📊 usctrojans.com/sidearmstats/w… #FightOn x #GameDay

ICE IN HER VEINS 🥶✌️ @MaileHayes5

After leading the Trojans to a Big Ten Title-clinching win on Sunday, @MaileHayes5 and Laurence Gladu earned @B1GSoccer Weekly Awards! Full release: usctrojans.com/news/2024/10/2… #FightOn x #WeAreSC

Fired up for the postseason draw 🔥✌️ Full bracket: ncaa.com/brackets/socce… #FightOn x #NCAATourney

50' | USC GOAL!!! Maria Alagoa with an unreal finish after the cross from Maile Hayes! USC 4-0 SAC 📺 #bucketId=29779&sourceCollection=Browse_By_League" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">espn.com/watch/catalog/… 📊 usctrojans.com/sidearmstats/w… #FightOn x #GameDay

The goal scoring machine that is @MaileHayes5 has been named to the All-Big Ten first team! 🙌🤩✌️ #FightOn x #WeAreSC

No moment too big for this squad 🎥🏆✌️ #FightOn x #BigTenChamps