The Major From Bajor

Kids: SPIRIT, TELL US ABOUT THE UNDERWORLD Board: ...c...o...n...t...a...i...n...s... K: yes good contains what, the unholy powers B: m...a...t...e...r...i...a...l...n...o...t...s...u...i...t...e...d...f...o...r...c...h...i...l...d...r...e...n K: DAMMIT THIS IS A PG-BOARD

@itsonlymarlon Meant to post this on the show-account, which I still have to operate because it’s not just my project, good catch!

@MajorFromBajor So you're saying you failed your challenge

My thanks to all of you, for everything. Goodbye, at least for now, Bird App.

I've created a page on my web-site where I will carry on tweeting. I encourage and request that all of you interact with me there as you would here, calling me a racist for liking oatmeal, etc., and each Me(et)™️ has a reference-number to reply to. itsthebageler.com/in-the-tweet-o…

Remember that Christian who decided to live a year as an atheist and afterward found no reason to start believing again? I'ma do me one of those. This will be the last tweet of mine until Halloween 2023. If, at that time, I want to come back here (and here is still HERE) I will.

@JonathanRaab1 @SGJ72 Just so you know, he also did a story for Marvel Voices: Heritage, which also just dropped in trade!

Sever your leg please, it’s the greatest day

I think too few people really learn to appreciate the taste of a food itself and become overdependent on seasoning and saucing them to hell because they actually just want seasonings and sauce

Three more days 'till Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Three more days 'till Halloween Silver Shamrock.

Construction Foreman: Here’s a hardhad for you, and one for your Pokémon; any questions? Me: Yeah, how often am I allowed to stop working and get my ass just completely stomped by a twelve year old with like an overpowered weird fish or something CF: Union says eight an hour

@AutumnAuton Rebuttal: it made me laugh and I was gonna die one day whether I did it or not

I’ve learned so much from listening to 99% Invisible, such as about the time that SimplySafe customer Joshua fell asleep with pizza rolls in the oven. Now, this could’ve been disastrous (cause, y’know, he left them in the oven) but thanks to Joshua’s SimplySafe Base Station—

Weird how this just keeps happening. It’s almost like police are serial child sex predators.🤷🏻‍♀️

Come see what I got for New Comic Book Day this week! French manga! The gig economy drops the pretext and just tries to eat you! Pirates setting out on the greatest adventure of all: PARENTING??? And BONUS: I am visited BY THREE MEOWING SPIRITS. itsthebageler.com/2022/10/27/new…

In 2022 a white man was caught caging, raping, whipping, & murdering Black women for more than a month—and not only did cops call the reports “completely unfounded”—they ridiculed those who claimed it was true. And I bet for many of y’all—this tweet is the first ya heard bout it

@SGJ72 Ah yes, that most nihilist of pastimes: correcting pronunciation???

Sincerely considering starting a section of my website that’s just These Would've Been Tweets

I’ve griped about Twitter as much as anyone else, but I’ve also laughed at some good jokes on here, made some real friends of people I met on here, seen some cute animals, and learned quite a lot from many people. I don’t really like Twitter, but I’ll miss it when it collapses.

This is an obvious lie in service of doing something indefensible. That prison and jail officials lie so blatantly and that journalists treat those lies as true is disgusting.