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Shirley U. Kantbe-Sirius
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Shirley U. Kantbe-Sirius
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music. mischief. mystery.
on the toilet probably Katılım Haziran 2009
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EXCLUSIVE: An "Animorphs" TV series is in early development at Disney+ with Ryan Coogler executive producing.
The series will be written by Bayan Wolcott and "follows a group of teenagers who uncover a hidden threat lurking beneath their everyday lives, all while juggling relationships, curfews, and the chaos of High School."
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“Y’all Yeerks?”
Variety@Variety
EXCLUSIVE: An "Animorphs" TV series is in early development at Disney+ with Ryan Coogler executive producing. The series will be written by Bayan Wolcott and "follows a group of teenagers who uncover a hidden threat lurking beneath their everyday lives, all while juggling relationships, curfews, and the chaos of High School." wp.me/pc8uak-1lGYyn
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Hey.
Hey, Evangelicals.
Hey. Evangelicals.
This is one of the signs of the anti-christ.
Hey, Evangelicals. Hey. Heyyyyyyyyy.
This is one of your signs.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Knock knock. Is this thing on?
✦✦✦ 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 ✦✦✦@PamphletsY
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Trump says he's like Jesus: "They Called us both Kings!"
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"Bizarre"? I'd just say it's a harbinger of things to come.
Does the ruling class really think they can throw everyone out of the workforce in the angriest, most heavily armed country on the planet, with zero safety net in place and everyone will just lie down and accept it?
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
🚨 Bizarre scenes on the streets of California as delivery robots become the target of nighttime vandalism
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I was accused of having no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
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“The average new hire was 42 years old in 2025.”
Barefoot Student@BarefootStudent
The average new hire was 42 years old in 2025, per WaPo.
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@Jsutinisntfunny @eclairification It's a Say Anything title
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@eclairification Why Is Every Single Word Capitalized?
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Demi Adejuyigbe Has Liked Many of My Selfies But Won’t Ever Follow the Account. Demi. Your Following Count is Performatively Low We All See It As Such. If You Followed More People it Would Help Expand Your Worldview and Be More Prepared to Hear a Range of Opinions
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My sister said this is what she USED TO do to me. Like she Mitch Hedberg
chaotic memes@memechaotic
That's trauma 😭
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@BenjaminPDixon @tasharanne They also told the FBI to stop investigating the murder
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Dude on that skateboard listening to Fleetwood Mac really had us thinking shit was getting better
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This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called Heat
Sosa 𖤐@ihysosa
Al Pacino in Heat, 1995
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@taylorsaurxoxo @tasharanne How many times do i gotta say anybody who married that man would be happy with his killer?
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Erika Kirk being more upset with Druski than she was with the man who killed her husband is crazy work
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They called in a bomb threat 30 minutes after I left the mall today. These hoes know who to play with.
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@jakerattlesnk @Sideways440 Imma be honest it depends on the area. I could go to some parts of England, Scotland, or Jamaica TODAY and not understand a single word.
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