lee major 🥊⚽️🍺🎸

I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert 17/2/84 were you there #thetube #studio5

@SteveSpevack It's awful

Well this isn’t the greatest fight! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@BolamJeff @GavSAFC89 We went to school together, sound kid

@MajorManor @GavSAFC89 Mully class kid mate 👌

I love my city. People can give it shit but there’s much worse places about then up north. Blessed #sunderland #familytime

@BolamJeff @GavSAFC89 Knas ye, from the balloon

@MajorManor @GavSAFC89 Who's he again mate.🤔

@BolamJeff @GavSAFC89 Was ya lugs burning this morning Jeff? Was having a crack with Micky Mulligan

@GavSAFC89 Nice part of sunlan that gav. Had are Xmas doo doon there. Liked that flying boat boozer. 🖤🤍🇬🇧

@Steve_Grad The world is a little darker today after Chucks passing, absolute Legend and Gentleman

He did alot of cons the last 5-6 years and I met him during his tv acting days…he couldn’t have been nicer. Such a great guy

@marksandspencer @MartinBecker14 You see that's where you're wrong M&S, stop contracting to tinpot couriers and you'll have full control, I stopped buying from you yonks ago, as you have gone way back

@MartinBecker14 Hi Baxter, we're unable to control which courier is used for each order sent out to our customers. If you can drop me a PM with your full name, email address and order number, I can check your order for you and share the tracking progress. - Charley twitter.com/messages/compo…

So @marksandspencer prove themselves once again to literally not care about customer service… They hand my delivery to EVRi - which I explicitly asked them not to do - and now I have literally no idea when / if my order will arrive.

@stevecradock @paulwellerHQ @OCSmusic See you in Edinburgh May Bank Hol Weekend, wee bit meet n greet

Last night in Esher. Bricked it a bit with this fella there :) @paulwellerHQ Travellers Tune 2027 tour now on sale @ stevecradock.com @OCSmusic @awaywithmedia

@supertanskiii @ITVNewsPolitics Nearly as much as a bin liner

@ITVNewsPolitics If she wore burka it would be a huge fucking improvement, frankly.

'I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn't allowed' 'On day lets do one of these events not livestreamed. We'll do all the naughty stuff' Sarah Pochin says she wants to wear a tartan burka at Reform's Scottish Election launch

@AlisonMoyet I married Farah Fawcett

So. Yeah. Anyway. Ancestry says Judy Garland is my 8th half cousin. Rain on that parade, ghoul demons.

@RogueUnfiltered @Keir_Starmer Oops

@Keir_Starmer You never ever celebrate the Christian festivals and have betrayed us MASSIVELY. You do not honour us, you do not represent us, nor do you celebrate what is our true heritage and identity! Please resign!

Warmest wishes to Muslims who are marking the end of Ramadan across the UK and around the world. May your Eid‑al‑Fitr be joyful and full of peace. Eid Mubarak.

@Eyeswideopen69 My neighbour 4 doors doon Mo is also a Muslim, his young son and daughter regularly knock on my front door with food that their Mam has cooked, it doesn't touch the sides, I return the favour with chocolates at Easter and Christmas for his son and daughter. ❤️❤️🤝

My newest employee is a lovely woman and a brilliant addition to the team. For Iftar, she brought homemade deserts for all of us. I expect the usual knuckledragging racists on these pages would have felt intimidated by this, because she’s a Kabyle Muslim. The cakes were yummy.

@LBC Absolute horseshit

Manchester United in 'advanced talks' to sign Newcastle captain Bruno Guimaraes lbc.co.uk/article/manche…

@gregkellyusa Brown Noser

What a Self-Serving JERK. This JOE KENT character walks out on his COUNTER-TERRORISM job after America has had FOUR terror attacks in a single MONTH? He has “concerns” about Iran? JOE KENT was supposed to SERVE the People. INSTEAD he makes a Nasty political Maneuver bc he wants to “be somebody” in a post Trump world. Aint happening. He will lose, just like he LOST a very winnable congressional Seat. I am so Furious with these Selfish “out for themselves” People!!!

@stuzi_pants @Zero_4 @levirivets I've got a fertile imagination!!! But NO, just NO 🤣🤣

@Zero_4 @levirivets It must have been Ferguson then Imagine the smell when them pair start bumping uglies in the boudoir 🤷‍♂️

I see #politicslive have done that thing again where they invite a Tory MP on, only to be backed up by a right-wing journalist - one who is so deeply involved with the Tories that she’s in an actual relationship with one

@oldheatonian He's a dangerous dangerous individual, he has this net zero ideology and he will not deviate from it, the wrong brother won🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

This is Milliband conflating the word ‘price’ with the word ‘cost’. Yes; the wholesale price is set on the international market but the cost to the consumer is affected massively by the tax the govt applies

@nickdemarco_ @JacquiOatley When this gentleman opines, on things like this, I listen closely

When it is argued, in various football disputes, that points deductions must be imposed even for inadvertent breaches, in order to vindicate compliant clubs, one has to wonder whether that reflects a genuine commitment to consistent strict enforcement in all cases, or is simply a position adopted for the purposes of a particular case. Consistency is very important in sport - the lack of it can undermine public confidence in the integrity of the whole game. I do not comment on any one individual case, I just hope that those involved in the decision making processes can see the merit in treating each case according to its particular circumstances rather than being inflexible in some, but very flexible in others. That, I am sure, would help restore the confidence in sports arbitration we all wish for.

@sibonski @thetoonspark @GreggsOfficial So what's the issue? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@thetoonspark @GreggsOfficial I do. Why wouldn't I, nice little breakfast, nice staff and they correct the order with no issue...

Every time I nip to Greggs on my way to the office - "Black Tea and bacon baguette please" - *repeats order back* " a black tea and a bacon baguette..." A few moments later... *calling out order* - "Black Coffee and bacon baguette" EVERY. BLOODY. TIME !!! @GreggsOfficial

@GJB988 @geordiejosh Got the camera pointing at ye like 🤷‍♂️

@geordiejosh Can smell the lack of personal hygiene and brain cells through the screen

Thank god I was born in this City.

@neilTheMagpie @IanJaeger29 @marcorubio Brown Noser innee

@IanJaeger29 The little dweeb @marcorubio can go fuck himself

Marco Rubio calls out the European Union directly: “The European Union does NOT get to decide what international law is, and they don’t get to tell us how to defend our national security.” 🔥🔥

@RpsAgainstTrump Needs to sort his own passage oot,

Trump: "The Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help — A LOT!...This should have always been a team effort"