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I’m an astronaut You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon

April showers ➡️➡️➡️➡️ May flowers

@James_Harlow @ohmaryplay I canceled your ticket order actually

@ohmaryplay I can’t wait to see her own the stage tomorrow night!!!

@servingkahant 🍊🧃🧡

NOAH KAHAN TATTOO THREAD drop your noah tattoos, i wanna see everyone’s ink !! :)

Listening to the new Noah Kahan album:

Felt appropriate

That new Lena Dunham memoir should just be titled “Plunger” the way she’s bringing up 10-year-old shit nobody cares about anymore

remember who you are, childhood historical fiction girl

@James_Harlow You have no whimsy

I hate when companies post April Fools jokes.

@NoahKahan No can do, big dog

I’m here to get my feelings hurt

@James_Harlow @amazon @Casetify What the fuck!

@amazon is out here delivering stuff opened and covered in blood. 🫠 @Casetify

Resting Cillian Murphy face.

Overheard in my office: “Yeah we were on vacation and we asked ChatGPT where we should go and it told us the best places to go.” We are so cooked..🥲

One criticism that I do NOT understand about the new HBO #HarryPotter series is “why are they even doing it if they were going to make everything look/feel the same as the films.” Like…what did you want? Harry Potter in space?

this is when you go get a diet coke

Amelia Earhart really said “actually i’m going to be a story instead” and now some dude using Google Earth wants to undo that?? Misogyny

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

First they came for Wuthering Heights, and I did not speak out—because I was not a romanticism expert…. THEN THEY CAME FOR PLATH & I swear to GOD I will never shut up if they end up butchering this book

"Dry Spell" is for the Kacey Musgraves fans who have been with her since her first two albums (complimentary)