saratonin

I love Twitter because you don’t have to be hot to make it out here

It’s always those bitches in HR that got something to say!!!

Big yellow light gal

Not everything has to be a social club

Natalie Portman at the Star Wars premiere 1999

She is beautiful

@DrewVento I think it might be brother

Starbucks food tastes like it was 3D printed

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

candians be like “do u want me to etransfer you”

Dudes legs are out and white as ever

@GarbageHuman24 @BisonSmoked

You have a very big decision to make

Too tired to give a shit

Buying a lotto max on credit

Suicide helps a hangover right?

Name your dream date Easy….

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location* Me (shy): "This is perfect"

A email has never found me well and will never find me well

Just my vitamins and I against the world

Wait a sec 😳 😳 why is there ❔🤔🤔❔❔so much money 💴 😍 in my account 🤔🤔🤔 oh right 🤣 I have to 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ pay rent 💰 tomorrow 🫩 🫩🫩 how could I 🧐🧐 forget such important 🗓️ of task ✅

Lana Del Rey & her hubby are hot as hell