Morgan Maljarik

The moment I wake up on a Saturday after missing the cut I root for the course to become impossible so I can laugh at all the stupid players who whooped my ass. I shot 6 over and will shamelessly be this gif all weekend:

I’m not saying much but I am saying that the devil must have his had in creating button fly jeans.

A tragic family story of children desperately trying to live out their parents' dream even if it kills them, starring Zac Efron and Jeremy Allen White? Yeah, my heart's going to be ripped out of my chest but I'll be seated.

@MikeLaPenta That would be 6.

@MakesYouMorgasm Okay then where’s The Winds of Winter at?

The GoT episode rating no one asked for : 1. Battle of the Bastards 2. Hardhome 3. Watchers on the Wall Don’t @ me.

@MikeLaPenta Actually I take that back. Rains of Castamere is 4. Blackwater is 5.

@MakesYouMorgasm This is Blackwater slander

@MikeLaPenta I was giving top 3. Blackwater would be 4!

me any time shredded cheese is involved

Dear Leslie, OMG the McRib is back.

While filming the Jon Snow resurrection scene, Kit Harington was wearing Uggs

"ehh, i'll do it tomorrow" tomorrow:

If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, Im’a Yah Mo Burn this place to the ground.

@HHClegg @Felony_Melanie_ Consider it done.

@MakesYouMorgasm @Felony_Melanie_ Morg you’re gonna be the boat driver “transporter”

Ready to start a mafia if anyone is interested in joining me

@HHClegg @Felony_Melanie_ Let me know my position and where I’m needed.

@MakesYouMorgasm @Felony_Melanie_ Ok we need some good industries to infiltrate now. Mel B ask the epa if they want to join

@Felony_Melanie_ @HHClegg I have never been more interested.

@HHClegg In

Bold statement and I don’t care how this leaves me. I love sauerkraut. Give me all the kraut.

Me waiting for my turn with Pete Davidson