Mark Malburg

@The_Bees_Kneez_ @JetBlue @Cheesecake #fuckairlines2023

@yelnats_iv YEEEEE hooo!

woooooooohoooooooo

@SlamsThoughts Cool

@jackgreenwald23 @helen “Bob or Annn, won’t you take my handdd” - I thought it was about a bisexual guy choosing between two prospective partners

@helen am I the only one who thought it was “gimme one reason to steeeeeer, and I’ll turn right back arouuuund”?

growing up i had a friend who was convinced the lyrics were “don’t go, jason waterfalls” and i think about it constantly. why would it be that. who is jason

@yelnats_iv I simp so hard for Rosalina

"not a vibe but a wave"

@dishwalsher7 @BigTastyInc @KStraughan814 @SlamsThoughts Love you @KStraughan814 , love you @BigTastyInc

@BigTastyInc please welcome @KStraughan814 , gotta love the cheapies chiming in ASAP @MalburgMark @SlamsThoughts #loveyouall #foh🐸

@yelnats_iv Depends if my #cheapies were party rockin or not

Kamala Harris is a HUGE Barenaked Ladies fan

@dishwalsher7 Yeah I know a guy, @yelnats_iv hit my Signal

@MalburgMark this is where you come in bro

@S_DeSimone79 @JoeBiden

I am going to support so many small businesses today.

@S_DeSimone79 Shut up and take my money!

I have a mane. Looking is free but touching is going to cost you

@S_DeSimone79 Heard that stuff helps hair loss. Can you confirm? Its urgent

Started using horse shampoo and my hair hasn’t looked better, I’d definitely take a picture with me if I saw me out

@S_DeSimone79 Damn @dishwalsher7 I guess we better slow down then

Life’s a marathon, not a sprint

@S_DeSimone79 Even when it’s a 4 or 6?

I’m an even number guy when setting the volume

@S_DeSimone79 That’s why I only drink vanilla honey oat lattes

It’s not coffee if you are putting whipped cream on top

@dishwalsher7 “Friend” Gordon

Don’t tell my friend Gordon, but i havent listened to a single one of the 48 songs he’s sent me to listen to, but always reply with a 🔥or ⛽️ emoji. Needed to get that off my chest. #foh🐸

Hey companies, just be a company, not my friend. #coronavirus