PhantasMal

For anyone swinging by to see what my art looks like.

Bossclient made a request today that was kinda bad timing right before deadline day lol but he asked me to pitch the big idea and theme of the next issue He’s also been unusually complimentary of me lately and while I don’t doubt his sincerity it does tilt my head a bit

Made it back from the laundromat JUST as it started to rain. That’s skills right there.

Reddit is always a mistake, but on top of that I am so fucking tired of all the posts about Rivals. Do gamers know they’re insufferable? Is that why they’re so mad? (No shade to sufferable gamers — we all know the type I’m talking about, right?)

Goddamn Reddit is full of idiots

Just learned that Vin Diesel adopted Paul Walker’s daughter, taking care of her growing up and even walking her down the aisle when she got married That’s fuckin beautiful, man

I woke up too early for this stupid bullshit

The Bossclient urge to call me to let me know he will be calling me in about half an hour (it is never only half an hour)

I really didn’t expect to want to throat punch people on r/funny but here we are

Man, some Redditors are really godsdamned stupid

I was this old when I learned that bees recognize their keepers and make extra honey for them specifically BEES

@Psylphen He is often poorly depicted and it’s lame because he should be seen as a badass based on his character sheet.

@Malcontent79 MY issue with it is, I don't like Scott as a person. (Not that I have much exposure beyond the cartoon storylines, mind you.)

People whining about the Krakoa-era Logan/Jean/Scott throuple like “it’s so icky and omg Scott’s a cuck and Jean’s cheating wah it’s so wrong” as if they don’t understand consensual adult relationships. It keeps coming up at least weekly; I’m pretty sure it’s mostly clickbait

Still though the prudishness of people who purport to be fans of one of the horniest comics ever is mind-boggling.

Getting mad on Reddit about toxic fandom because that’s easier stakes to handle than reality

Oh no I’ve stumbled on another real play DND channel with hundreds of episodes

It’s so weird: as much as I know it would be so beneficial to have a romantic partner, in the current personal and external environment I simply don’t have the bandwidth to foster such a relationship I hate that I really don’t want to do these times alone

Oh maybe they’re high. Or drunk. They can barely keep their eyes open talking about the thing. The bar is pretty low for professionalism in YouTube reaction commentary videos but that’s pretty unprofessional and this happens a lot. This has been zero stakes opinions by Mal

I don’t want to call them out directly because I don’t wanna be mean but if you can’t stay awake while watching shows on camera and that’s your job, maybe you should consider a different job.

@LittleMissLizz AND Kat Dennings

Men need to be way less cocky. Never forget that Howard the Duck scored with Leah Thompson & you did not.

Ok I do not have respect for Kanye’s fashion choices while his current wife is doing all that He looks like he’s at a backyard barbecue (I only know about any of this because Reddit is losing its mind about her “dress”)