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@TheAcademy Max Rebo

If you could greenlight one music biopic tomorrow, who are you choosing?

29 years ago today, Kirk van Houten got fired from the cracker factory. “A Milhouse Divided” first aired December 1, 1996.

@stoolsalesguy Oh hello

Before the days of live streams Portnoy guaranteed he could beat Mike Tyson in Punchout We drove 45 min to a random stoolies house to try to do it…

@coletnich @CarcinogenSDA Nah he was too busy hearing Japan to read twitter? Definitely wasn’t chronically online having one of his semi-monthly existential crises.

@CarcinogenSDA @Maliss_Turcon He meant, “im sorry, I was wrong.”

I'm so glad I'm in Japan instead of being at home for... *checks notes* an announcement that there is no announcement for RE9.

Aaron Rodgers meeting his new teammates

@ohiotate I’m the unofficial barstool Nintendo guy dating back to 2011. It was a pleasure talking shop.

I’ve talked to the proper person. Thank you.

Looking to talk to someone well versed in the Nintendo ES.

@SWGLegendsStaff Unban me from discord

If you could see any one change in SWG Legends, what would that change be and why? #SWGLegends #StarWarsGalaxies

*Baker Mayfield scrambles out of bounds for 5 yards* Mike Evans and Marshon Lattimore down the field

Carson Beck asked what his draft grade was and his agent farted on the phone and told him hit the portal

Ok, that’s just about enough trying for today you idiots.

LUKE THE NUKE IS YOUR WORLD CHAMPION

We interrupt the CFP to present you the greatest walkout in all of sports.

@BarstoolYak ready for the next dump cake draft

@BarstoolBigCat @BFW I got the best gift of the century

@_TyAnderson Sneaky Carl Brutananadilewski reference there

Penalty... penalty kill. Whatever. It don't matter. None of this matters.

Bruins going to the penalty eight seconds into the second period.

@tacolover2233 Why?