Maz 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂🤪

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Maz 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂🤪

Maz 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂🤪

@Mallymaz

Nobody ever died of laughter - James Dean no1 fan Hate Diversity Hate Wokies Love commonsense

Katılım Haziran 2011
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Wanker Finder
Wanker Finder@IfindWankers·
This COLOSSAL wanker says she'll feel "safer" on an island filled with Muslim men rather than an island filled with white patriotic British men! The wanktardedness is strong with this one!
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That 1
That 1@that_1·
When years pass and Archie grows up, I wonder if he will ask Harry why he did not take him to see his grandfather when he was visiting the US, maybe for the last time. Knowing that for his grandfather to come to see him in Montecito was far more difficult than for them to make the trip to Washington DC.
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That 1@that_1·
I wonder what is on the King's mind leaving the U.S.?
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Georgina-Libbie
Georgina-Libbie@georginalibbie·
Who’s watched it more than once ?
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Donny Osmond
Donny Osmond@donnyosmond·
Who remembers this 1975 interview with Tiger Beat? I’m glad I got the chance to defend “Puppy Love” for all the fellow hopeless romantics out there! 🐶💜 @TigerBeatNow
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Jessica ❤️
Jessica ❤️@Eman_8282·
Got into it with a stranger at a mcdonald’s today and now I’m sitting here wondering if I’m the one in the wrong.We finished eating and left our table how it normally looks, tray, wrappers, nothing crazy. As we’re walking out, this older guy stops us and starts going off about how we’re “disrespectful” for not throwing everything away ourselves.That’s where I got confused.We paid for the food… and the service. In my mind, part of that is the staff coming around and clearing tables. It’s not a sit-down restaurant, but it’s also not like there’s a big sign saying you’re REQUIRED to clean up either Next thing you know it turns into a whole scene, voices raised, and somehow WE end up being the ones asked to leave like we did something completely out of line.Now I’m actually thinking about it, has this become some unspoken rule that everyone’s just expected to follow now🤔 Or was that guy just doing way too much🧐Be honest… are you throwing your stuff away at places like that or leaving it for staff🤷 I mean it is their job to clean up after the customers..
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Anti Woke Memes
Anti Woke Memes@AntiWokeMemes·
If Dylan Mulvaney is not a woman, then what is he?
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Lady C
Lady C@LadyColinCampb·
Those imbeciles who are saying that my criticism of Meghan Markle merching the clothing she wore at Bondi Beach is due to her being black, and that I have highlighted a link with the Nazis that doesn't exist, show just how ignorant they are. They also demonstate that they make stupid accusations where none can reasonably exist, save in their own deluded and ignorant minds. Firstly, Meghan Markle not only chose to market a misery outfit on OneOff, but she actually had the tastelessness and, hopefully, ignorance (though her own claims to the contrary show an altogether more malevolent dynamic at play here) to wear a blouse that was evocative of the blue and white striped shirt which Auschwitz and the other concentration camps issued to its inmates. Secondly,Meghan Markle herself has been at pains over the years to point out that she is NOT black, and that the dreadful British press were the very first people to describe her in those terms. Terms she conveyed she found objectionable. Let's not even touch upon the way she played what Chris Rock has called the winning of the lightskinned lottery against Sophie Chandauka, a genuine black woman, whose charity is now suing Meghan Markle's Nazi-uniform wearing husband for misogynoir - colour prejudice against BLACK people as a result in part of an incident in which Meghan, who used to pass for white, tried to humiliate the darker skinned woman. By her own account, Meghan Markle is a well educated university graduate with a double degree who is politically savvy. Are we truly to believe that someone with the credentials she lays claim to, has never seen any of the photographs of camp victims lined up at the fences at Auschwitz, or even more horrifying, the photographs of the British soldiers liberating the inmates in their blue and white striped uniforms at Bergen-Belsen? As the matrinlineal great-granddaughter of a Jewess whose ancestor built the first synagogue on Jamaica, I take strong exception to anyone having the unmitigated gall to say that I am being racist in calling out a woman - irrespective of her colour - who is, by her own accounts, well-educated and sophistaicated, and must therefore have known exactly what she was doing when she wore an Auschwitz knock-off blouse to an event marking the massacre of Jews on a Jewish holiday. Also, as a Jamaican who has always been proud of her heritage and of our national motto -"Out of Many, One People" - I consider it racism of the highest order to accuse me of being racist for calling out a woman who chooses to dress in concentration-camp evocative clothing at an inspection of a massacre. Meghan Markle is well known to be a well-practised provocateur. There is little doubt in my mind that she knew exactly what she was doing when she turned up at Bondi Beach sporting the Nouveau Concentration Camp look. The woman is a disgrace and an offence to civilised living. And it really is a bit rich of her supporters to be accusing me, a Jamaican who also has Jewish ancestors, of racism, when I am simply pointing out the FACTS, all of which are indisputable. Save, of course, to the ignorant who should really return to the sewers whence they came.
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MAVERICK X
MAVERICK X@MAVERIC68078049·
Thoughts?
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Lady C
Lady C@LadyColinCampb·
Nurse Ratched needs to head down to Australia and rescue Meghan Markle before she makes a bigger ass of herself than she did today with the delusional statement she delivered to a group of youngsters. After claiming that she has been the most bullied and trolled person on earth for the last ten years, she asserted that her latest stolen homily, that “my wish for you is that you continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness and to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart”, came off a bag given to her by a friend, which she indicated she looks at each and every day (maybe even each and every minute in the Meghanian version of fact), despite the fact that it is actually the first verse of "Continue", a poem Maya Angelou (one of her supposed heroines) wrote to celebrate the 50th birthday of another of her supposed heroines, Oprah (Were you silenced? Whaaaaaaaattttttt) Winfrey. Meghan is such a pathological conflabulator that she can no longer keep even the simplest facts straight, not even when it is in her interest to do so or it involves two women she claims are her beacons of light. But what was so interesting was that her self-preservative compass is so now askew, doubtless owing to the number of times she has turned fact into fiction and fiction into fact, that she couldn't see that claiming victimhood when she's the one who has been bullying people and trolling the Royal Family in general and Catherine in particular, especially through third parties like Amid Scabies and the Sussex Squad, was begging those more in touch with reality than herself to yank her back to reality with a home truth or two. Meghan, you haven't been bullied or trolled. You've done the bullying and trolling. When people correct your false narratives, that's not trolling, nor is it bullying. It's called accountability. It's really offensive that this archetypal bully and troll casts herself in the role of victim then has the temerity to recommend using kindness, when she has for the last decade given the world a Sophoclean demonstration of heartlessness and cruelty the like of which has seldom been seen off the stage.
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Kiera Diss
Kiera Diss@KieraDiss·
WELCOME TO MODERN LONDON Imagine getting on the bus and see this mob throwing up gang and gun signs at the back. Especially after what we’ve seen recently again with black youth carrying knives and showing they’re willing to use them. The faces of modern London.
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That 1
That 1@that_1·
what is the name of this hairstyle?
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Giggling Ganon
Giggling Ganon@GigglingGanon·
Dudes wife literally lives her life acting like a toddler diapers and all! 👀 Anyone that still wonders why we need things like asylums for people with severe mental health problems, watch this video. If you can walk away thinking these two are A-ok you might want to consider talking to someone yourself. 🤣
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Nancy Sidley
Nancy Sidley@nancytsidley·
Look at those crowds! 🤣🤣
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Eddie Stainer
Eddie Stainer@Eddie_Stainer·
I know many won’t care, but it matters to me. 1,421 days sober today.
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Crazy Vibes
Crazy Vibes@CrazyVibes_1·
In hospitals, it is forbidden to block the corridors. This naco thinks it is his living room and puts his chair in the middle of the passage. The guard tells him twice to remove it, but the bastard insists. His mother didn't even flinch to put him in order. The third time, the guard gave him two well-given blows to see if he understands 👍👍 that
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TaraBull
TaraBull@TaraBull·
What do you call this haircut?
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