Bob Malpass💙

@kenpanthers can I get a shout out to my mate who’s just been told he’s going to play the lead roll as Aladdin, he keeps banging on about it , his name is Matt Ryder

@PanthersIHC All that Panthers fans want is to be relevant

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@piersmorgan Maybe something designed by Hugo Boss

Absurd question. Elon Musk doesn’t wear a suit in the Oval Office.

@clashreport Maybe something designed by Hugo Boss maybe

Reporter: Why don't you wear a suit? Zelensky: I will wear costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours.

@drewharwell Maybe ask Hugo Boss to design a nice uniform

The reporter who asked Zelensky if he owned a suit, Brian Glenn, is from the pro-Trump network Real America’s Voice and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend. He got one of the rare Oval Office interviewer spots after the White House blocked the Associated Press

@Acyn The world is laughing

Trump: I don't think we should give California anything until they let water flow down. They talk about the delta smelt.. how is it endangered.. no wonder it’s endangered, it’s not getting any water. If you have a fish and you’re stopping the water, isn’t that going to hurt the fish?

@AlexHartley93 I spat some of my tea out , somebody needs to play the song in the background next time Aggers is on

@MirrorFootball Cry me a river

💬 "It was a shame, losing points at home is not good at all but the opponent today only wanted to defend and play for the long ball" Alisson made it clear how he felt about Nottingham Forest's approach against Liverpool mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@AlexHartley93 @bbctms Love your insights in the game, love your commentary,love your positively. Well done

@AlexHartley93 Can I just say as a old fart watching cricket for a very long time , I think you are brilliant at presenting cricket , keep on doing what you are doing , love watching you present

‘If you’re a criminal, the law should show you no mercy’ - Sunak Tories: Liar Johnson Liar Sunak Crazed Liz Truss David Cameron - Greensill & Austerity Jail them?👍🏼 PARTYGATE 126 fines, 83 people, inc 2 Prime Ministers @ByDonkeys ⏬️ Pls vote 🙏🏼✅

@mileshuntTWS Never loved caravans

You know what Easter means to me..? Caravans on A Roads. Not religion, not chocolate eggs. Just caravans on A Roads.

@mileshuntTWS thank you for tonight, brilliant as always

@DerbyCC Rubbish ! 😉

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@chris_sutton73 …maybe introduce fines and the money go to grassroots refereeing

Stripe shirts passing to stripe shirts who then lose possession to stripe shirts who pass back to what looks like is the ref in goal 🫣

@rickygervais if I thought it was from the man himself and not a A.I machine taking over the world

@rickygervais just watched Armageddon, jokes are about getting an reaction and boy you did from the audience, remember they are only jokes and we will all be dead soon . Loved every joke and laughed at every one , which means I’m going to hell , and we all know there isn’t one 👏