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@BorisJohnson Only an absolute self entitled cnut would change or fabricate a story to......oh hang on a minute

This is a total disgrace. The BBC has doctored footage of Trump to make it look as though he incited a riot - when he in fact said no such thing. We have Britain’s national broadcaster using a flagship programme to tell palpable untruths about Britain’s closest ally. Is anyone at the BBC going to take responsibility - and resign? telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/0…

@fast_claimHub54 Scam off

@_CS__sainsburys Scam off

@helpcell_ Scam off

@davidjmanktelow @sainsburys Theyre crap...mother in law had a fall and never went there for 2 years...she had over £40 saved up for Xmas. It rejected her card and they said it had been cancelled as she hasn't used it and wouldn't give the money back!

@TheAnfieldBuzz Macalliater should get an Oscar

Onana choke and wrestling move on MacAllister. How is this not a red card 😂

@purbrooktony Cnuty McCnut Face

He’s not just the nonce he’s got loads of other nicknames, ain't ya? ...go on, pipe up.

@soulshoes1 @gingist1 That needs a couple of umbrellas and a sparklers in it

@gingist1 in Wethespoons after a bit of shopping, this is Sinister Sparkler, spiced ginger & oatmeal stout, brewed in Barnsley. £2.10 a pint today. I normally pop in for 1 but this is so good that I'm going to have a 2nd one.

@Evetssteve4 I reckon he's a member of the Carl Slater club....and Corgi registered

@jenbanks_ Well....maybe not 🤣🤣

@MalwPapachalks Are you sure about that? 😅

Me in the final ep of Brassic, out today!!!

@Evetssteve4 @NeilAshtonActor @MrRyanSampson etc Gutted that #Brassic has come to and end. Thanks for the laughs and for putting me off of my regular Sunday carvery x

@Evetssteve4 @calamityfilmsuk @NOWTV @skytv 🤣🤣

@MalwPapachalks @calamityfilmsuk @NOWTV @skytv It does in my dictionary.

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2… And that's a wrap forever ❤️ @NOWTV @skytv

@badly_drawn_boy @MickPuck Woody Woodmansey.....sort that one out 🤣

@MickPuck Buddy Rich !!

Drummer names: CHARLIE WATTS. "Char-lie" is two beats on the kick drum and "Watts" is the answering snare backbeat. Charlie-Watts, Charlie-Watts, Charlie-Watts.....

@Evetssteve4 @calamityfilmsuk @NOWTV @skytv Does indefatigable mean cnut ?

@calamityfilmsuk @NOWTV @skytv Grassing cunts.

Tuuuuuune

A bit late I know but massive thanks to the guy who hauled me out of the Racoon pit at Cricket St Thomas in 1985. Although I'm 6'3" I slightly misjudged how deep it was, but I has to retrieve my sons rubber dinosaur ! Cheers mate #nofear #whatdadsdo #dads

@soulshoes1 @ItsGrahamParker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MalwPapachalks @ItsGrahamParker Probably just as chewy too.

M&S are advertising a Tom Kerridge Beef Wellington in their Christmas magazine & it's priced at £195, yes you read that correctly £195.😡 @ItsGrahamParker released a Christmas song titled " Christmas is For Mugs" 👩‍❤️‍👩 Hit the nail on the head with that one.😎

@Evetssteve4 @pieminister @skytv @NOWTV That's a cuntburger