The ManSpyder

New video! Do you like retro video games, spies, Christmas, and a horrific amount of fish puns? Well have I got the treat for you! My retrospective look at James Pond II - Codename Robocod, for the #MegaDrive. #RetroGaming #SegaGenesis #xmas youtu.be/MEHaKpIiZyM?fe…

RIP Allan Ahlberg & thanks for being so wonderful

GoldenEye running at 240FPS already. 👀

Luigi Mangione shouldn’t have gone to McDonald’s.

Rik Mayall’s letter to Bob Geldof, 26th November 1984. Taken from Letters of Note, by Shaun Usher #rikmayall #BandAid40 #BandAid

@ChrissyD_Comedy No offence? Naan taken.

@ManSpyder Jokes like that will incur bad korma.

I'm terribly sorry, I've thought of a pun. What do you do if your beef stops working? Turn it stroganoff again.

@ChrissyD_Comedy Not if it involves a beef curry. Nothing like a vinda-mooooooo.

@ManSpyder Yet another beef pun would be a terrible bourguignon.

No context Yes, How Can I Help:

25 years later, our little movie, 'The Blair Witch Project,' is FINALLY being released as we always intended. Here are details for the curious.

‘The next one is the wheelchair’ not what you expect to hear in the #NHS. I’m a the next patient or a wheelchair user or even the next patient is a wheelchair user. I am not ‘the wheelchair’. @NHSEngland please educate your staff better. Thanks!

Top 10 Tracks From Nintendo Music for Your Sex Playlist hard-drive.net/hd/top-10-trac…

@bouphe If it was David Lynch instead, I imagine it would have involved less pubs but more utterly batshit David Bowie as a massive kettle.

Dreamed I was dating David Cronenberg (whom I met in someone's garden in Yorkshire - he said sitting on a rock in that garden was inspiring) but he just wanted to go to the pub a lot. We broke up.

Currently producing enough flatulence to power a small cruise ship for several round-the-world trips. Might change my name to British Gas.

Is there a @YouTubeLiaison or a human at @TeamYouTube that can look into this? His channel did not violate the guidelines specified in the complaint. His channel provides reviews and opinionated commentary on old computer games. No spam, deceptive practices, or abuse.

It’s kind of terrifying that @TeamYouTube can terminate a channel with no warning, no explanation and no human contact. I hope this gets resolved.

NEW: Queen Elizabeth II thought Boris Johnson "better suited to the stage" than politics and two days before her death, after he resigned, she told a senior courtier in jest: "At least that idiot won't be organising my funeral." 1/ thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

the Queen calling Boris Johnson “that idiot” just before she died has made my day 😄