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Quality! 🤣

@Lunar_Luster And I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is hailing a taxi cab x

I'm broke, but I'm happy I'm poor, but I'm kind I'm short, but I'm healthy, yeah!

@MindyLynn511 Looking great Mindy x

New jeans. New shirt. New hair. 😍 Can’t wait to see my man tomorrow!

@miss_anthrop75 All over this! You got this CJ x

@pwilsondtf Yep exactly this x

I flip my pillow over about 10 times a night to get it to the cold side don’t fuck with me🤣🤣 You know you do it too!

@miss_anthrop75 Fuck me it’s a joke

I hate this world

@RACHFEV_RIP1 happy birthday x

@SH_Its_Chaos Happy birthday x

Another trip around the sun -here’s to 34! There’s no better gift than life itself. 🎉🩷💃🏼🥂

@jax3230430 @Keir_Starmer Cunt he is x

@ManVMountain @Keir_Starmer All these attacks are blood on his hands. He’s opened the flood gates even wider than the Tories did 😡

I am deeply concerned about the terrorist attack that took place today. This is not an isolated incident. It is the latest in a spate of utterly vile attacks on the Jewish community. I’ve just chaired an emergency COBR meeting and tomorrow I’ll be bringing together criminal justice agencies to ensure we have effective and swift justice.

@jax3230430 @Keir_Starmer He’s a snake in the grass, not a cobra x

@Keir_Starmer How many COBRA meetings is that now, Keit? You have one every time there’s a Terror attack and yet nothing changes .

@linacfc79 Not L then? 🤔

L-I-N-A Not hard Not Linda Not Lydia Or whatever else

Legs tonight so walking like I lost me horse 😝

My mate has just secured us Hospitality at the Premiership Rugby Union final in 6 weeks time at Twickenham!!!! Fuck me he’s a legend! Northampton V Bath I hope but if Exeter can get in there look out! 🥰

@herprettybones 😂😂

I sneezed twice in a row while driving and lived to tell the tale.

@honeymoon250 You’re pregnant with Covid.

What does this mean???

@cornishone1 Have a lovely day lovely xxx

Enjoy your time off.

@TRobinsonNewEra Something out of Kenny Everett! Cupid Stunt, or Stupid Cunt one of the two ffs 🤦‍♂️

Imagine paying £10,000 a year to send your children to Oxford University and this is their lecturer. Not even joking. This is an actual lecturer at Oxford University in "Modern England".

@Keir_Starmer Another load of shite that you created pal, your the reason this keeps happening! Fucking arse hole you are!

The antisemitic attack in Golders Green is utterly appalling. Attacks on our Jewish community are attacks on Britain. Thank you to Shomrim, Hatzola and the police for acting swiftly. Those responsible will be brought to justice.

@miss_anthrop75 This is great news! I wish you all the best hun x

So, I haven’t felt great about myself recently. My self-confidence is at an all-time low. But yesterday I did a thing. I’ve signed up to a 16-week lifestyle transformation programme. Time to get back on my A game 💪🏼

@puddykat21 Morning lovely x

@ManVMountain Morning Phil ☺️

Good morning you rascals! 😘