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@somewheresy Yeah man you can’t use the hard R in interviews

I’m permanently banned from applying to Epic Games last I checked around 2018. I can explain this story later if you’d like. It’s pretty good.

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@Manager_Josh I grew 6 inches on peptides

Ugh don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning BPC Injection

@Zachary_Vered @divikkk1 @evankinney @wigger No one wants to see Sam talk to these people tf u smoking crack

@divikkk1 @evankinney @wigger these are the kinds of people I’d want to see on ur show btw. I would actually watch. Leftist who commits himself to lining a megacorp’s pockets got laid off alongside a thousand others. Would just want to see what you all end up agreeing on despite differences in beliefs

guess who got laid off today! 🫠 i am genuinely so confused and bewildered like, i spent the past week debugging the rivalry system while recovering from pneumonia and just in the past few days i’ve had multiple directors tell me how much they appreciate everything i do

@Paerbaer Yeah I wonder what it’s like over at Bluesky lol

@Manager_Josh I find it so funny that the gaming industry chronically uses Twitter to find jobs

Oh epic games did layoffs? Get prepared for 1000 people to post on Twitter they’re looking for jobs.

Why did Mexicans stop saying ay caramba!

@dissidntdad I drove a 94 Eddie Bauer explorer to high school every day good times

I just want the 1990 Eddie Bauer Ford Explorer type of America back.

@MgkMshrmBrkfst @brockjelmore How so ? I’m curious

@brockjelmore theres something better now with nostr

tailscale is far and away the best software i’ve used in years how did i live so long without this it’s amazing how simple it is and it just works

Epic Universe @UniversalORL tomorrow 😛

We still talk about you.

@adamauburn Barca I think unless you do love museums then Paris

If I could you could go to either Barcelona or Paris for a couple days, which would you go to?

@wheres_koolss Get dem Miami supplies

something about target on a sunday night just hits different

@nappytheplug crime doesn't matter when you're the most powerful country

threatening war crimes on twitter is crazy😂

@StevenxTCG Bro

IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT

@facelessfarms @Kalshi @cluely @instinct_inc Lol no

I got robbed by .@kalshi and ex-@cluely team for $100k Here's exactly what happened with receipts I ended up doing marketing for them via .@instinct_inc and the goal was simple: Post content on faceless pages, get paid per view at the agreed RPM. Listen to the guidelines and create the content So I went to work and delivered over 180 million views (majority coming from very viral videos) At the agreed rate of the campaign, that's over $100,000 owed Then the ghosting started .@elamri wouldn’t respond to my DMS for days after i told him about the payout Then suddenly mass rejections start coming through Videos that had been live for weeks generating millions of views, content that was performing exactly as intended, all rejected The reason (according to the kalshi marketing team): “We don’t approve gooner content” What were they referring to though? My video of one of the top 20 sportswomen in the world was deemed as “NSFW” by them and therefore not approved DESPITE the video having 5M+ views and directly promoting them I have 20+ screenshots of conversations of them trying to explain why and Dris refusing to pay me Dris’ own words: "they ideally just want sports content / memes (which was later direction)" Read that again. "LATER DIRECTION" ASIDE from not paying me for my content and calling it “gooner content” They're literally admitting the direction came after I'd already delivered After the views were already counted. After they realized how much they'd owe me Videos with female athletes apparently don't count as sports to them I asked Dris directly "so by this logic female sports doesn't exist?" His response: “tried mentioning this earlier will try to see if sent" It's been 4 weeks of ghosting now I’ve not been paid anything after generating 200M views I've tried handling this privately but it’s genuinely getting to a point Everyone I mentioned is at fault here because I've been ignored, ghosted, and had 100 excuses made on why I couldn't get paid To the Instinct and the Kalshi team: you know what you owe. It’s VERY scummy of you to think you can get away not paying marketers what you owe them Will never be doing business with these guys again

@KenseiAbbot its fun and boring at the same time haha im playing it rn

Death Stranding 2 hmmm

@KYLOHbro He posts the worst takes on purpose just ignore

this is the worst tweet of the year

@Be_Hadrien Come have lunch with me at Riot Games and I’ll show you riftbound and we can talk mtg

New Job Alert! After 4 years at TikTok LIVE Gaming, I’m now at AFK helping Magic: The Gathering’s influencer efforts! If you’re into MTG, even if you’re not hardcore, let’s talk!