Luel

I don’t say this lightly: Lamine Yamal is already one of the best footballers I’ve ever had the privilege of watching.

MLS soon 😭😭😭😭😭

@TheHateCentral MLS soon 😭😭😭😭😭

MLS Soon vs Southampton: 60 Minutes (Hooked) 0 Tackles 0 Interceptions 0 Clearances 0 Accurate Crosses NEXT UP ✨✨✨

@ziggyhanbanana @EideballHater99 @kickarseHD Lol he's 24, he should be more mature by now but it doesn't seem so. Everyone likes his directness but sometimes it should be controlled but that's not the case with him. He just wants to drive forward with no thoughts in his head. I think he's out right footed Jeremy Doku.

@EideballHater99 @kickarseHD Ya sure you ain’t wrong . The man is trying to make something happen. It’s fine margins. He hasn’t done that as many times as Martinelli has crossed the ball directly into the defense or keeper I can tell you that

Madueke must’ve run the ball out of play about 99 times this season, how do you spend £52 million on a player like that?

To Iran.

@afcjxmes His second performance was absolutely insane , I think he plays better in midfield than in wing. He's not the kind of player to hug the touchline infact he needs freedom to roam like Messi and Yamal do.

Dowman didn’t deserve today at all.

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It was “Citypool” when he was doing kick ups and faking injuries against us though? 🤣

@Salt8211001 @nonewthing He meant with their current form.

@nonewthing I’m confused, 4 of those guys were in the treble winning xi already?

People don't realize that at least 6 of their current starters get into their treble-winning XI under Pep. Gvardiol Dias Rodri Bernado Doku Haaland Not to mention the likes of Semenyo, Donnarumma, Ake, Foden, etc

“We might be getting hammered but at least it’s Man City hammering us” - every Liverpool fan, probably

there are niggas who wake up and the first thing they do is open twitter

Aura 🫱🫲

5/11/2011 - Starts vs Norwich 11/11/2011 - Fabio Capello announces “Gabby” will leave the England camp due to a HAMSTRING injury 21/11/2011 - 6 days later you magically start vs Spurs and lose. Do you deny these facts? If you have any shred of self respect, explain yourself.

Neal Gardner has been spamming Arsenal ragebait since he found out Arsenal bait gets you engagement after the UCL draw 😭😭😭 So shameless

Niggas are just proving Arsenal fans right that we're the main characters because City have been doing this forever under Pep yet nobody ever gave a shit

Scholesy, never in my life have I ever seen a club do anything like this. When I was a Liverpool player, we would turn up with amputated limbs to represent that badge. Dont get me wrong, Fergie pulled players all the time but Arsenal? Its criminal. Chompy what are your thoughts?

💫🇸🇪 Imagine having the pressure of your entire nation on your shoulders, they want you to deliver, they want you to bring them to the World Cup. And you respond by scoring a hattrick. VIKTOR GYÖKERES, RESPECT!

“how did Henry acquire this reputation that basically makes him untouchable?” Just say you were too young to witness him.

@InvertTheWing You didn't get a banger for a week and this is your answer😭

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

Arsenal have to be careful about Madueke situation man.