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@Mandama004

I think I missed my calling as a Laffy Taffy joke writer.

Coon Rapids, MN Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
Half of my brain is nothing but "dad jokes". It's a lobe/hate relationship.
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All these ladies: "I'mma be so cute tonight!" (true tho) Me: 🦑🔫💀
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
I’m gonna go all out on this irl Squid Game video, give me a month to gather 456 random people and recreate all the sets 😭
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
Trying to find a new home for these WayHaught memorabilia pieces. Both free. The skull is signed by both Dom and Kat. It was part of a Waverly cosplay. Did my best to remove our names 🤣 The gun was also a prop and is signed by Dom. #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #WayHaught
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Joe Neguse@JoeNeguse·
RT if you support my legislation to ban members of Congress from selling and trading stocks.
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
@CHVRCHES my weird story entry for your fanzine. "In the not-so-distant future, the Global Elite rule with more power and control than ever imagined. The citizens have been transformed into robotic yet perpetually grinning consumers." scribd.com/document/51425… #screenviolence
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
The ocean was super friendly. It waved. 🌊
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
We were gonna rule over Texas, but we decided to take a reign check. 👑
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
Pre-Texas Amanda/Post-Texas Amanda What a fun Mission so far. 🤠
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
A little light viewing on our flight back. Groundbreaking headline. ✈️😦 Bonus weird elevator shot.
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
Taking it dice and easy. 🎲
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
The odds were in my favor today.
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Lifestyles of the rich and Vegas.
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
A $15 minimum wage is not a radical idea. What's radical is the fact that millions of Americans are forced to work for starvation wages, while 650 billionaires became over $1 trillion richer during a global pandemic. Yes. We must raise the minimum wage to a living wage.
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
@POTUS Monthly $2k checks, retroactive.
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President Biden Archived
President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive·
The risk isn't that we do too much when it comes to a COVID relief package — it's that we don't do enough. We have to go big.
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
@lettershoppe Hi, my application is my entire Twitter history. Also, cannaYES
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Letter Shoppe
Letter Shoppe@lettershoppe·
Now hiring the sassy writing partner of my dreams. I’m making a comeback on Twitter and things are about to get ✨SPICY AS FUCK✨.
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
@AOC Make it monthly and retroactive. Our economy will be stimulated very quickly, rent can get paid, utilities can get paid, etc.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Some of the same folks who said “defunding huge PD budgets & shifting $ to schools is too hard to explain” are now saying “Well $1400 is actually $2k if you recall the $600 from a diff president, carry the 1- yes I know ads showed $2k checks, but thresholds-” Just help people!
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Amanduh@Mandama004·
@jasondashbailey @mtracey Based on the grammatical structure of the Tweet in general, I have a feeling he doesn't understand most of the words he used.
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Michael Tracey
Michael Tracey@mtracey·
She invoked her alleged sexual assault in order to shame as abusive those who don’t uncritically affirm her histrionic account of what occurred at the Capitol. If you don’t see the manipulativeness inherent in that rhetorical tactic, you are delusional
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