Mando for Mayor of LA

might fuck around and run for president

Me and my best friends have started a podcast (real red flag behavior I know). Check out Boyfriend Material, the only relationship advice show guaranteed to ruin your relationship!

Once I’m elected mayor my first proposal will be the “Thank Christ Flight Law” which forces all children 13 and under to be crated and checked like the animals they are

@ZaneWongThe1st @MandoDoesStuff I will fucking piledrive those baked bean bastards, tell Charles to come fuck with a real one

@MandoForMayor @MandoDoesStuff You have to enter a match for the belt against Windsor family members. A Royal Rumble

Checking to see if MandoForMonarchy is available on Twitter

Fuck the Supreme Court, every politician a bitch ass foo

Hey Siri how do you rig a mayoral election no wait Siri don't tweet that I was asking a question no stop don't

Those crooks at Parking EnFARCEment are keeping me off the ballot but don't forget to vote for me. Or if you need to vote for a qualified candidate I guess @KarenBassLA is cool or whatever and would probably be the mayor Los Angeles needs. I mean, she's got my vote.

Happy Easter and all that but I think if I was mayor of Rome they woulda never killed Jesus, maybe like a ticket sure but you ain't gotta murder the dude damn

Everyone wants a candidate they can grab a beer with but I'm not really into beer so why not elect a candidate you'd smoke a big fat blunt with? Spark up Los Angeles, just don't pass that shit to Riverside.

Lots of other politicians hide their skeletons in a closet. Not me. I keep mine under all this skin and muscle. My closet is full of money and goods that I acquired through crime.

I am now being told by my campaign team that this is a holiday for fools and not foos. Guess I'm the clown today.

I'd like to wish my proud Hispanic followers a Happy April Foo's Day. Get your highest socks on and stay down foo.

It is with a heavy heart I must announce that I'm pulling out of the mayoral race. SIKE! April Fools bitch, now that I'm more free the race is back in full force LETS GO

Come back after this election, Jon. I got you.

I've spent the last couple days trying to think of a funny tweet about the current political situation but I really can't. Fuck Putin. I'm LA's primary corrupt candidate and even I think this mf needs to fuck off.

No, we want a mayor who needs to check their bank account before ordering at a Denny's WE NEED SOMEONE FOR THE PEOPLE also I'll just take a water please, I'm on a budget

I'm more on some act one villain type shit

@Jensen_McRae Yes, it’s @MandoForMayor all the way