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So apparently @x decided that the now historic picture of #Trump nearly being assa*sinated counted as violence. I deleted it for the sake getting back on here but this is disappointing to say the least. @Safety @elonmusk what gives?

@SandwichQcumber @patriottakes @katy4congress The Confederates were the democrats and agreed…they really hated to lose their slaves didn’t they?

@MandoUnchained @patriottakes @katy4congress x.com/i/status/20348…

GOP candidate Brandon Herrera wearing a Confederate uniform in 2019

We’re gonna talk about the ridiculous Chuck Norris facts forever and we’re going to laugh but this one really hurts…Chuck Norris was another one of those people that felt like he would live forever 😕 RIP and thanks for everything you gave us.

@DallasTexasTV This one hurts 😕

Legendary actor Chuck Norris dies at 86 following medical emergency in Hawaii

Hollywoods obsession with Zendaya is something I’ll never understand

Says the tweet from the dead guy 🤣

@takaichi_sanae @realDonaldTrump Japan is our greatest ally! 🇯🇵 🇺🇸

Thank you, President @realDonaldTrump, for your warm hospitality today at the White House and at this evening’s dinner. We had substantive and forward-looking discussions across a wide range of issues, reaffirming the strength of the Japan-U.S. Alliance. It was a truly meaningful and productive day. I look forward to continuing close cooperation between Japan and the United States to make our two nations stronger and more prosperous. トランプ大統領、本日のホワイトハウス、そして今晩の夕食会での温かいおもてなしに感謝します。 幅広い分野について、内容の充実した前向きな議論を行い、日米同盟の力強さを改めて確認することができました。 大変実り多く、有意義な一日となりました。 強く豊かな国作りのために、今後も日米で緊密に協力していきたいと思います。

@Its_ereko What makes you think we give a shit about an African opinion on anything over here?

🇲🇽🇨🇺 BREAKING: Mexico will send oil to Cuba. Trump's blockade has fallen. 60 years of embargo. 60 years of trying to starve an island. Now Mexico breaks the siege. Oil shipments. Solidarity. Sovereignty. The US can sanction. Can threaten. Can block. But neighbors help. Neighbors deliver. Neighbors don't forget. Cuba has been alone too long. Mexico just changed that. The blockade isn't gone. But it's cracked. And cracks spread. Mexico sends oil. The world watches. The empire fumes. Solidarity wins. Every time.

@RohlintheWretch @YouTube @ToxicManFlu2 @freddiecolton @deeple101 @iratespecialyst @Ironman14Jh @southernbelle77 @robbiehart21 @Nickweiser @SeventiesRocker @D_Day72 Love that she still blames everyone but herself 🤣

Rachel Zegler STILL Doesn't Get It After Snow White Disaster - Wretched ... youtu.be/pR0m8B9Gc4E?si… via @YouTube @ToxicManFlu2 @freddiecolton @deeple101 @iratespecialyst @Ironman14Jh @southernbelle77 @robbiehart21 @Nickweiser @SeventiesRocker @D_Day72 @MandoUnchained @StoneyHartin @SteelLeg_ @TheRealTombi @TimHayz @AnjanetteVuuren @Livid_Pigeon @Beyedroofkorean @Sfortunata676 @AndyMasterson6 @SurgeMed6335 @ALiekfeldt38729 @DonnaFarran @ProctorDeuce @numbercrunchers @jamalshookup @JayBe013 @jayloe43 @bozartz5 @Dawn75287919001 @ronaele_k @DjuricTine @Sis_Science @Macarah160692 @CaddellBeth @Pacosith @RichardVigorel1 @colhauser @StoneyHartin @JayBe013 @DonnaHallbackup @RGentum201 @Ronin_Crusader7 @brick1071 @SupermanBK201 @NeverGoode @Rodimus_Supreme

Please pray for Chuck Norris 🙏🏾

@CultureCrave Because this is one of the only characters Marvel has managed to NOT screw up…Sony might suck but they manage Spider-Man better than Disney would.

'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' sets record for the biggest trailer debut in history 🕸️ 718M views in its first 24 hours

@RepJasmine You lost to a corny ass white guy who’s gonna lose anyway 🤣

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac said it years ago… and here we are. The Pentagon is now asking for an additional $200 BILLION for this war. We always find the money for war. But when it comes to housing, healthcare, or feeding people? Suddenly it’s crickets.

@issa_lye @CieloBonit And we’ll be here to laugh at it 🤣

@CieloBonit The liberal meltdowns begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 😂

Dear Tucker, Megyn and Candace. Eat shit!

@TeamCornyn …you thought you cooked with this didn’t you 🤣

We asked Ken Paxton's Magic 8-Ball some questions... and it didn't disappoint. From donor favors to fired whistleblowers, the 8-ball never lies. Paxton8ball.com

That's like deciding between chopping off your right leg or chopping off your left leg. You're screwed either way.

@nxt888 Stop acting like terrorists and naming your children after a pedophile and maybe the world will treat you better.

When Muslims die, it’s "tragic." When Muslims resist, it’s "Islamist." When Muslims are bombed, it’s "security." When Muslims fight back, it’s "terror." That’s how propaganda works. It trains you to see one side as human, And the other as a problem.

@The_Epic_Mike Your government (and tax dollars) in action!! Hopefully you can have an airport beer in the meantime!

Flight got delayed 7 hours due to all the TSA shortages. Reminder the TSA is one of the most useless government funded organizations to exist and now they are making it my problem.

Love how every tweet from @JohnCornyn is a ratio 🤣 @KenPaxtonTX for Senate!!

@JohnCornyn We’re going to make sure you lose…trust me, we know how to vote 😂

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